You know you are an EMT/Paramedic when...

[Darksky]

You Dx a GI bleed from the elevator in a high rise

 

[Anjel]

You Dx a GI bleed from the elevator in a high rise

Yes!

 

[Sasha]

You know where all the clean gas station bathrooms are in your area.

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[Sandman-EMT]

.....You feel more like a taxi driver than an EMT

 

[Leafmealone]

..the scariest thing you can think of for a base haunted house is to place a pseudo review committee in your board room...

 

[Anjel]

When you ask for a pocket pulse ox for your birthday.

Yup thats what I want for my bday in a few weeks lol

Im sick of going into the ER and explaining im not capable of obtaining a spo2 reading.

 

[NomadicMedic]

When you ask for a pocket pulse ox for your birthday.

Yup thats what I want for my bday in a few weeks lol

Im sick of going into the ER and explaining im not capable of obtaining a spo2 reading.

Really? I would never purchase and use my own biomedical equipment on the job. If the hospital REALLY needs an SpO2, they can get it themselves.


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[Sasha]

Spo2 is kind of inaccurate and useless half the time anyway, especially the little cheapie finger units.

 

[Anjel]

Really? I would never purchase and use my own biomedical equipment on the job. If the hospital REALLY needs an SpO2, they can get it themselves.


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Its nice to have though. Especially because a lot of nursing homes send out and reject pts due to low spo2 readings.

 

[exodus]

Spo2 is kind of inaccurate and useless half the time anyway, especially the little cheapie finger units.

Actually to be allowed to be sold they have to be accurate within a certain amount of percent. Crappy due to improper reading of waveform, maybe. But if you have a good waveform, you'll have a fairly accurate result.

 

[johnrsemt]

Make sure that you are allowed to use it by your medical director for your level of certification also.

don't want to p**s off doc due to a b-day present

 

[Anjel]

Make sure that you are allowed to use it by your medical director for your level of certification also.

don't want to p**s off doc due to a b-day present

We are. We used to have the on every truck until the basics kept loosing them.

 

[jjesusfreak01]

Actually to be allowed to be sold they have to be accurate within a certain amount of percent. Crappy due to improper reading of waveform, maybe. But if you have a good waveform, you'll have a fairly accurate result.

I explained this to a doctor when I was taking care of a cardiac patient off duty the other day. He wanted to know why I was waiting to give him the pulseox reading...

 

[mediKate]

you know you're in EMS when...

someone asks you if you are a morning person or a night person and you just stare at them blankly

 

[IRIDEZX6R]

someone asks you if you are a morning person or a night person and you just stare at them blankly

I just tell them I'm an emt.

 

[Handsome Robb]

someone asks you if you are a morning person or a night person and you just stare at them blankly

Night person, hands down. I hate mornings even though I'm up before 0730 every morning minus a rare few.

 

[Flightorbust]

Night person, hands down. I hate mornings even though I'm up before 0730 every morning minus a rare few.

There's a 7:30 AM? Odd, never knew.

 

[Handsome Robb]

When your friends ask you what time you have class/school/have to wake up and you respond with military time and they give you this look :unsure:


Caveat: my friends are idiots. I love them, but they are oblivious sometimes.

 

[Flightorbust]

When your friends call you before they call 911

 

[Anjel]

When your friends ask you what time you have class/school/have to wake up and you respond with military time and they give you this look :unsure:


Caveat: my friends are idiots. I love them, but they are oblivious sometimes.

I do this all the time. Or when someone asks me what time it is. My watch is set in military time lol

When your friends call you before they call 911

And this. My family does that.