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Shishkabob

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Chimpie

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I don't do good at spontaneous television interviews.... just saying.
 

DesertMedic66

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I don't do good at spontaneous television interviews.... just saying.

i love the way it works at my company if the press wants an interview:
EMT: "talk to the medic"
Medic:"talk to my supervisor"
Supervisor:"Hi you have reached the voicemail of________"
 

enjoynz

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Taking my teen daugther shopping for her High School ball gown, shoes, etc,etc today.
Not sure what condition I'll be in when we get home;)?
Wish me luck...lol!
 

MrBrown

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Taking my teen daugther shopping for her High School ball gown, shoes, etc,etc today.
Not sure what condition I'll be in when we get home;)?
Wish me luck...lol!

Hopefully you are in better condition than Brown
 
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crazycajun

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Taking my teen daugther shopping for her High School ball gown, shoes, etc,etc today.
Not sure what condition I'll be in when we get home;)?
Wish me luck...lol!

sorry double post
 
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crazycajun

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Taking my teen daugther shopping for her High School ball gown, shoes, etc,etc today.
Not sure what condition I'll be in when we get home;)?
Wish me luck...lol!

Good Luck. I did that a couple of days ago. $450.00 for dress, $80.00 for shoes, $35.00 for earrings, pre-pay for hair and make-up $125.00, and general merchandise $60.00. All this for one night! Wonder if I can get a second job as a male stripper?:unsure:
 

Anjel

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Good Luck. I did that a couple of days ago. $450.00 for dress, $80.00 for shoes, $35.00 for earrings, pre-pay for hair and make-up $125.00, and general merchandise $60.00. All this for one night! Wonder if I can get a second job as a male stripper?

Pfft. i wish you were my dad...

Ok not in the creepy way. lol

I paid for my prom dress myself. 150 bucks. And it was gorgeous.
 

Anjel

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Hopefully you are in better condition than Brown

Brown I am so sorry to hear you were attacked.

I am glad you are ok-ish.
 

HotelCo

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Roofed leaked, and the water leaked through the ceiling in my bedroom. Most things can just be dried, but it ruined about $2,000 worth of textbooks, and I have to pay for a new roof now.... Wonderful.
 

Sasha

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This is the way I looked when on a few trauma calls. Still get teased for it now and then.B)

Honestly there are some calls i still look like that on
 

bigbaldguy

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Thank you to the POS homeless drug addict who hit Brown in the head several times and stole Brown's phone meaning Brown has to miss two days of work, get a new phone and go to Court, and for making Brown feel victimised, vulnerable and not wanting to leave the house.

Oh, thank you to the nice Police Officers from Section 2 of the Auckland Central General Duties Branch for arresting said useless POS homeless drug addict and taking him off the streets for a few hours.

Thanks also to the two nice Paramedics who gave Brown lots of paracetamol and ondansetron, after "... hey don't we know you?" :D

Brown: This has been a bad day

Paramedic: Yeah I can see why you would say that

<call for a cardiac arrest comes over the Ambulance radio>

Brown: I think that bloke is having a worse day

Paramedic: Yeah, you could say that, now get in the truck

Brown I'm so sorry to hear about this. I hope the PD put the boot to the :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:.
 

Aprz

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More reasons for me to move to NZ, be Brown's bodygaurd. Job description: Get hit in the head instead of Brown and babysitting. Get hit in the head by MrsBrown if you give the baby chocolate milk.
 

Sasha

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I still say he should have hit him back.

"Bad homeless man! BAD!" smacksmacksmack.
 

ffemt8978

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I still say he should have hit him back.

"Bad homeless man! BAD!" smacksmacksmack.
I didn't think we were allowed to create our own patients. :p
 

crazycajun

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Pfft. i wish you were my dad...

Ok not in the creepy way. lol

I paid for my prom dress myself. 150 bucks. And it was gorgeous.

150!!!!! I wish. The cheapest dress there was 375!!!

Your daddy!?!:blush:
 
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