the 100% directionless thread

[shfd739]

Guess who just did fifty yards of mulch!!
This guy did! (of course I had the help of my three employees (and my trusty skid steer))

Skid steer!!! I got to play with one last November when I help my father in law build a fence. He sucks at operating equipment and I can drive/operate anything.

It was fun--nearly rolled it over and got it stuck.

 

[exodus]

What happened to the EMTLife paracord contest?

 

[Anjel]

What happened to the EMTLife paracord contest?

Usalfyre won. And it closed.

 

[socalmedic]

I fell Victim to censorship yet again. oh when will I learn my lesson.

 

[ffemt8978]

I fell Victim to censorship yet again. oh when will I learn my lesson.

It was either that or I removed the post completely...which do you prefer?

 

[Shishkabob]

Me: When did the pain start?
Pt: Right after my surgery.
Me: Which was when?
Pt: Novem...no... January of last year.
Me: As in 18 months ago?
Pt: Yes
Me: And it has been 10/10 the whole time, with no change?
Pt: Yes




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[Handsome Robb]

me: When did the pain start?
Pt: Right after my surgery.
Me: Which was when?
Pt: Novem...no... January of last year.
Me: As in 18 months ago?
Pt: Yes
me: And it has been 10/10 the whole time, with no change?
Pt: Yes




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i need drugz mr paramedic!

 

[ffemt8978]

Me: When did the pain start?
Pt: Right after my surgery.
Me: Which was when?
Pt: Novem...no... January of last year.
Me: As in 18 months ago?
Pt: Yes
Me: And it has been 10/10 the whole time, with no change?
Pt: Yes
Me: So I take your 10 pain rating and divide it by the 18 months it has been going on, and see that your pain is now 0.56.




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Fixed that for ya.

 

[socalmedic]

It was either that or I removed the post completely...which do you prefer?

dashed lines where the redaction was made, so as to show that there was at one time more said.

 

[ffemt8978]

dashed lines where the redaction was made, so as to show that there was at one time more said.

If I remember the next time, I'll think about it.

 

[bigbaldguy]

Ok please don't make ffemt8978 grumpy because part of the duties of a junior CL is getting him back in his cage at night and getting him riled up makes it so much harder to do. We had to sing 45 minutes of "I'm a little tea pot" last night before he finally gave in.

 

[JPINFV]

I fell Victim to censorship yet again. oh when will I learn my lesson.

I'm sorry, but your standing in my whine.

 

[JPINFV]

Good news... finally closed on my apartment!

Bad news... the judge in my traffic ticket denied my motion to dismiss (demurrer, to be technical).

Comforting news: The judge said I made a good argument and should have been a lawyer.

 

[Handsome Robb]

Why must the NREMT take so long to give me my Authorization to Test? Pain in my ***

 

[abckidsmom]

Ok please don't make ffemt8978 grumpy because part of the duties of a junior CL is getting him back in his cage at night and getting him riled up makes it so much harder to do. We had to sing 45 minutes of "I'm a little tea pot" last night before he finally gave in.

I just rub that little spot between his eyebrows. It weakens the eyelid muscles and he falls asleep sooner.

 

[Achilles]

We had to sing 45 minutes of "I'm a little tea pot" last night before he finally gave in.

Haha :rofl::rofl::rofl:


So when is the next contest?
I like the super close up pics you take and we have to guess what it is.
Oh btw, it's time for a joke!


Last night I went to bed with a cookie in my pocket and woke up all crummy!

 

[CANDawg]

I just rub that little spot between his eyebrows. It weakens the eyelid muscles and he falls asleep sooner.

Does this work with agitated patients too? Now THAT should be in the textbook!

 

[abckidsmom]

Does this work with agitated patients too? Now THAT should be in the textbook!

I learned it with my newborns. It works on everyone who wants you to rub their forehead. I've used the trick in the ICU on agitated people. Nobody can resist a scalp massage.

 

[Aidey]

I fell Victim to censorship yet again. oh when will I learn my lesson.

I did too. Don't feel bad.

Ok please don't make ffemt8978 grumpy because part of the duties of a junior CL is getting him back in his cage at night and getting him riled up makes it so much harder to do. We had to sing 45 minutes of "I'm a little tea pot" last night before he finally gave in.

At least it wasn't "It's a small world".

 

[ffemt8978]

I did too. Don't feel bad.

Quite a few people did...I didn't discriminate today.

At least it wasn't "It's a small world".

Don't give him any ideas.