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Handsome Robb

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It's too damn cold to ski.. I hate it when the surface of my eyeballs freeze over instantly.. I've been waiting to get called out for snowmobile accidents, but even the snow machine people know it's too cold.

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We just don't call for help cause we get ourselves out of trouble. No such thing as too cold!
 

Anjel

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You never know when you could hear a call come in and you can beat the ambulance to the scene. I'm ready with my KED board!

I mean... I swear I'm not a whacker.
 

VFlutter

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Ph 7.03....No Bueno

One of those codes you hope you don't get ROSC.
 

9D4

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http://rt.com/usa/rich-teen-probation-killing-friends-086/

This is the most ridiculous thing I've read in a while... Teen kills 4 in drunk driving, gets 10 year probation by using the defense of;
They blamed Couch’s actions on his upbringing, with a psychologist testifying that Couch’s parents used him as a weapon against each other and that the teen’s emotional age was close to 12.

“The teen never learned to say that you’re sorry if you hurt someone,” psychologist Gary Miller said. “If you hurt someone you sent him money.”
 

chaz90

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Had to treat a severely brain damaged woman who was in SVT at a rate of 190 this AM. Poor lady was completely non-verbal and couldn't possibly understand when I explained that I was giving Adenosine and it would make her feel temporarily worse but hopefully better eventually. None of the 3x Adenosine doses ended up converting her either.
 

chaz90

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Didn't have time to try. Ended up at the ED right after the third adenosine.
 

adamjh3

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So I got $15 worth of free chips for signing up for a local casino's player's club. I turned it into over $400 last night. Not bad for a few hours of blackjack
 

chaz90

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Ways to tell I live in Sussex County:

A girl at a bar just told me she loves chicken farmers
 

Handsome Robb

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Ways to tell I live in Sussex County:

A girl at a bar just told me she loves chicken farmers

Wow.

Was she hott? I'm a firm believer in the saying you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl ;)
 

chaz90

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Wow.

Was she hott? I'm a firm believer in the saying you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl ;)

Yeah, but not worth it on the crazy/hot scale. If she's smelled chicken crap and chicken houses and is still into that, that's her business. I'll be running in the other direction.
 

NomadicMedic

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The girls like chicken farmers because they make BANK!

...and maybe they find that ammonia stink hot?
 

SSwain

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Maybe she is kinky, and needs a steady supply of chicken feathers?
 

TransportJockey

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Ugh don't wanna go in... Oh well, into single digits of remaining supervisor shifts :)
 
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