the 100% directionless thread

[Aprz]

This is true

Spoiler

If this is what the ER does

Spoiler

Reminds me of that image from the movie Liar Liar where the son says to Jim Carry's character "When I grow up, I want to be a paramedic," and Carry's character replies "Sorry, son. You can't do both."

 

[chaz90]

Ahh. The lifeblood of every EMS station. The finest available selection of soy sauce, duck sauce, and hot mustard. Ketchup and hot sauce are in the fridge.

 

[DesertMedic66]

Ahh. The lifeblood of every EMS station. The finest available selection of soy sauce, duck sauce, and hot mustard. Ketchup and hot sauce are in the fridge.

What in the world is duck sauce?

 

[chaz90]

What in the world is duck sauce?

Why, sauce for ducks of course!

Honestly, I have no idea why it's called that. It fortunately contains no duck products. I looked it up in the past and it's sometimes called plum sauce when it's made with real fruit. In our American-Chinese form, it's just a sweet and sour orange colored concoction used on various chinese dishes.

 

[COmedic17]

Ahh. The lifeblood of every EMS station. The finest available selection of soy sauce, duck sauce, and hot mustard. Ketchup and hot sauce are in the fridge.

Ours is full of Taco Bell hot sauce packets.

 

[Anjel]

Ahh. The lifeblood of every EMS station. The finest available selection of soy sauce, duck sauce, and hot mustard. Ketchup and hot sauce are in the fridge.

Omg we have that too! That's funny. I didn't know it was a universal thing lol

 

[Chewy20]

What in the world is duck sauce?

 

[Sean Torres]

Today's National Donut Day!

 

[COmedic17]

Today's National Donut Day!

It's also national hug your cat day

 

[Chewy20]

It's also I don't want to go to work day. Damn xgames making life busy.

 

[Sean Torres]

It's also national hug your cat day

Does a dog count?

 

[NomadicMedic]

Does a dog count?

That's like asking if your uncle should get a card on Mother's Day.

 

[Sean Torres]

That's like asking if your uncle should get a card on Mother's Day.

Maybe if he's a single parent?

 

[COmedic17]

Maybe if he's a single parent?

That makes him a single father. Not a mother

 

[Sean Torres]

That makes him a single father. Not a mother

Ive had friends that post pictures on Instagram of their fathers on Mother's Day and vise versa because they play "both roles"

 

[Sean Torres]

Forget about the Dog thing, it wasn't funny. *exits thread*

 

[Jim37F]

Me and my dad just road tripped ~7 hours from LA to Sacramento today to visit my sister, apparently just in time to give her cat a hug! Lol

 

[9D4]

Juse saw this on Facebook. With over 3k likes...
Edit: Looked at some more on that page. It makes my brain hurt, but I'm strangely getting deeper and deeper into the page...
https://m.facebook.com/vaccineinfo

 

[COmedic17]

Juse saw this on Facebook. With over 3k likes...
Edit: Looked at some more on that page. It makes my brain hurt, but I'm strangely getting deeper and deeper into the page...
https://m.facebook.com/vaccineinfo

You can't fix stupid.

 

[NomadicMedic]

Forget about the Dog thing, it wasn't funny. *exits thread*

This, however, IS funny.