bigbaldguy
Former medic seven years 911 service in houston
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Ok folks with the new year just around the corner for most of us I'm rolling out a new photo contest. Here are the rules.
1. Write EMTLIFE on a peice of paper along with 1-1-13 also if you really want to score bonus points valid toward more fabulous prizes include the statement "BBG is the greatest CL in the history of the Internet".
2. Find something EMSy like a stethoscope or a monitor or a bank statement showing a balance of -22 dollars.
3. Using that artistic eye and innate sense of style that EMS providers are known the world over for place the EMSy item and the peice of paper in an interesting local, or a boring one doesn't really matter it's your photo.
4. Snap a photo.
5. Upon the clock striking midnight EMTLIFE time (GMT -6, or central time if you have no idea what the hell GMT is like me) post your pic in this thread. First three photos posted win a fantastic prize! It might be a pony, or a new car or a fantastic Alaskan cruise with a supermodel (male or female you pick) or even an EMTLIFE sticker who knows.
Special EMTLIFE rules and disclaimers: All winners will be notified within 72 hours of close of contest and must provide a valid mailing address to receive physical prizes. EMTLIFE reserves the right to substitute prizes*. All photos become the property of EMTLIFE and may be used for promotional purposes and/or printed out and placed in the EMTLIFE break room for use as place mats for eating our cereal on. Any photo containing a banana, more than two unmatched socks, or in which the lower left corner of a Kurig coffee machine is visible will subject entrant to immediate disciplinary action up to and including death by EMTLIFE ninja assassination squad. Any ties may be decided by entrants entering a a death race using canoes in the amazonian jungles with the winner being the first entrant to kidnap the leader of an indigenous tribe and escape the jungle. In lieu of a tribal leader the sacred tribal emerald is also acceptable however no golden idols or cursed objects will be accepted. All items must be removed in accordance with local laws and declared to customs.
Good luck everyone!
*substituted prizes may include used Christmas ornaments, broken crockery or a rare mental hug from ffemt
1. Write EMTLIFE on a peice of paper along with 1-1-13 also if you really want to score bonus points valid toward more fabulous prizes include the statement "BBG is the greatest CL in the history of the Internet".
2. Find something EMSy like a stethoscope or a monitor or a bank statement showing a balance of -22 dollars.
3. Using that artistic eye and innate sense of style that EMS providers are known the world over for place the EMSy item and the peice of paper in an interesting local, or a boring one doesn't really matter it's your photo.
4. Snap a photo.
5. Upon the clock striking midnight EMTLIFE time (GMT -6, or central time if you have no idea what the hell GMT is like me) post your pic in this thread. First three photos posted win a fantastic prize! It might be a pony, or a new car or a fantastic Alaskan cruise with a supermodel (male or female you pick) or even an EMTLIFE sticker who knows.
Special EMTLIFE rules and disclaimers: All winners will be notified within 72 hours of close of contest and must provide a valid mailing address to receive physical prizes. EMTLIFE reserves the right to substitute prizes*. All photos become the property of EMTLIFE and may be used for promotional purposes and/or printed out and placed in the EMTLIFE break room for use as place mats for eating our cereal on. Any photo containing a banana, more than two unmatched socks, or in which the lower left corner of a Kurig coffee machine is visible will subject entrant to immediate disciplinary action up to and including death by EMTLIFE ninja assassination squad. Any ties may be decided by entrants entering a a death race using canoes in the amazonian jungles with the winner being the first entrant to kidnap the leader of an indigenous tribe and escape the jungle. In lieu of a tribal leader the sacred tribal emerald is also acceptable however no golden idols or cursed objects will be accepted. All items must be removed in accordance with local laws and declared to customs.
Good luck everyone!
*substituted prizes may include used Christmas ornaments, broken crockery or a rare mental hug from ffemt
Kinda sad really because he's a great hugger. We all got hammered in the CL break room once and he wandered around hugging everyone and telling us what great little poopsie whoopsie shmumkins we all were. It was like being hugged by a happy drunken grizzly bear. Fire tender makes some awesome brownies man 