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TheLocalMedic

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Marijuana is everywhere in my region, so "pot overdose" calls are not uncommon, usually among teens and first-time users who freak out.

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mycrofft

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"And how will you be paying for this today?".
 

Handsome Robb

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NMS.

New Mom Syndrome
 
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Marijuana is everywhere in my region, so "pot overdose" calls are not uncommon, usually among teens and first-time users who freak out.

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The district I serve is just above being a ghetto and packed with group homes and low end apartments. Ive had a few calls like that, but every one was taking other stuff on the side.
 

CMHills

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Here's two more I've come across:
Guano Psychosis - bat:censored: crazy
Status Dramaticus - overly dramatic faking or attention seeking behavior

AOD - Acute Onset Dramatitis

Also, for those calls from folks who think there's something wrong when there isn't, we usually suspect a case of Mundane Living Syndrome.
 
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wannabeHFD

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Is it still Braxton Hicks if its intentional? :rofl:
Only if its coupled with the common disease known as stupidity. Clearly she didnt think it through if she was trying to get out of a $100-$200 ticket and opted for an $800 car ride
 

Boogster

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If you read Kelly Grayson's book, it's full of these nuggets.

One of my favorites is "Tachylordia with a junctional Jesus"

That's when you pick up the old woman who's rocking back-and-forth moaning, "Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Jesus! Lordy, Lordy"

man i loved reading that!
 

Turborg

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I live in a student town known for our terrible drinking culture ans one we use quite often is PFO - Pissed and Fell Over.
 

TheLocalMedic

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Telling a hospital in a radio report that the patient is "traige appropriate" is generally a nice discreet way to say that their complaint is BS.
 

JPINFV

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[redacted.... already made this joke...]
 
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