Funny Ems phrases

[wannabeHFD]

One of my instructors had a name for when the old ladies at the churches get really active And faint. He called it an "overdose of the holy ghost"

any of y'all have different names for things like that?

 

[mycrofft]

Kansas Sign.

Ammonia Deficiency (needed a little ammonia inhalant t perk em up).

The entire Tens-code except 4,8, 19, and 7.

 

[NomadicMedic]

If you read Kelly Grayson's book, it's full of these nuggets.

One of my favorites is "Tachylordia with a junctional Jesus"

That's when you pick up the old woman who's rocking back-and-forth moaning, "Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Jesus! Lordy, Lordy"

 

[mycrofft]

If you read Kelly Grayson's book, it's full of these nuggets.

One of my favorites is "Tachylordia with a junctional Jesus"

That's when you pick up the old woman who's rocking back-and-forth moaning, "Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Jesus! Lordy, Lordy"

HAhahaha! Hadn't head that one in years! Thanks!

 

[TheLocalMedic]

I've heard it called a "jumpin' Jesus" and a "holy roller"

 

[AnthonyTheEmt]

Kansas Sign.

What's Kansas sign?

 

[NomadicMedic]

What's Kansas sign?

Asystole. It's flat. Like Kansas.

 

[AnthonyTheEmt]

Asystole. It's flat. Like Kansas.

Ah ok. Never been to Kansas before

 

[EpiEMS]

I've heard some of the more uncouth folks speak of "status hispanicus," which is actually a pretty accurate description.

 

[VFlutter]

TTTR: Tooth to Tattoo Ratio

 

[AnthonyTheEmt]

I've heard some of the more uncouth folks speak of "status hispanicus," which is actually a pretty accurate description.

The technical term is HP, which is the abbreviation for Hispanic Panic. Not to be confused with a Triple E, an Ethnic Emotional Episode

 

[EpiEMS]

The technical term is HP, which is the abbreviation for Hispanic Panic. Not to be confused with a Triple E, an Ethnic Emotional Episode

:rofl: I think I'll be making use of the latter

TTTR: Tooth to Tattoo Ratio

Now this could be empirically validated!

 

[CritterNurse]

Here's two more I've come across:
Guano Psychosis - bat:censored: crazy
Status Dramaticus - overly dramatic faking or attention seeking behavior

 

[Bullets]

Picking up the "O"s and "Q"s

Patient suffered from FDGB (fall down go boom)

 

[AnthonyTheEmt]

Pt has TMB: Too Many Birthdays

 

[Agent Cooper]

One of my instructors had a name for when the old ladies at the churches get really active And faint. He called it an "overdose of the holy ghost"

any of y'all have different names for things like that?

My instructor called it "syncopal Sunday" and specified that one lady had to be fanning the other with a piece of cardboard.

 

[JPINFV]

TTTR: Tooth to Tattoo Ratio

Always important for any CC that starts with two dudes.

 

[VFlutter]

Always important for any CC that starts with two dudes.

Well me and Bubba thought it would be cool if we.....

 

[medic308]

An excuse I've heard for not coming in to work. Anal glaucoma. He just can't see his *** coming in to work today

 

[Joe]

I always liked urban outdoors man.