the 100% directionless thread

8jimi8

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Podcast away!!! Noice!!! I didn't expect MastermedicRob to have such a sedated drawl... !
 

8jimi8

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mct601

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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6n08Z9495E[/YOUTUBE]




this made me so proud to be from this state, and I hardly ever get the chance to say that.
 

8jimi8

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Thought I lost the dogs.

There is a 150 acre preserve right at my back doorstep. Went on a long walk with the dogs. Got absorbed in a podcast and then looked up to realize the dogs had left me far behind. I searched around and whistled.

Called out and headed home to get ready for work. Just having recently moved in here, I also got home on some roundabout trails.

I walked into the back yard called out and whistled and then came inside and got my iced coffee.

Sat down, checked the directionless and looked up to see both dogs running down the trail to my back yard.

I went 30+ minutes /s seeing hide nor hair and they both arrived at the house within 90 seconds after I did.
 

JPINFV

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this made me so proud to be from this state, and I hardly ever get the chance to say that.


Awesome, however if anything in this story is true, I'd be ashamed to be from Mississippi. The only thing worse than Westboro is the government determining who's speech is protected and who's isn't and using the police to enforce it under false pretenses.
 

Shishkabob

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Darnit. Darnit. Darnit. Darnit. Darnit. Darnit.



Just fell asleep for the past 4 hours... from 6pm till 10.


Now I'm going to be up all darn night.
 

STXmedic

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Darnit. Darnit. Darnit. Darnit. Darnit. Darnit.



Just fell asleep for the past 4 hours... from 6pm till 10.


Now I'm going to be up all darn night.

Nothing 50mg of Benadryl can't fix ;)
 

bigbaldguy

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Went to target to buy some T shirts that were on sale today. Went a little like this

Me: Excuse me Ma'am but those shirts were supposed to be on sale for 5.99

Cashier: Yes sir but that is for the small through XL sizes. The XXL and larger are 2 dollars extra.

Me: So your telling me I've officially become so fat that I have to pay extra for my clothes.

Cashier: Um.....yeah....I'm really sorry.

Me: Why are you sorry your not the one that's been cramming the food down my throat.
 

MrBrown

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Went to target to buy some T shirts that were on sale today. Went a little like this

Me: Excuse me Ma'am but those shirts were supposed to be on sale for 5.99

Cashier: Yes sir but that is for the small through XL sizes. The XXL and larger are 2 dollars extra.

Me: So your telling me I've officially become so fat that I have to pay extra for my clothes.

Cashier: Um.....yeah....I'm really sorry.

Me: Why are you sorry your not the one that's been cramming the food down my throat.

ROFPMSLMAO bro that is so freaking funny up in the right now Brown is in tears :D
 

Anjel

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Went to target to buy some T shirts that were on sale today. Went a little like this

Me: Excuse me Ma'am but those shirts were supposed to be on sale for 5.99

Cashier: Yes sir but that is for the small through XL sizes. The XXL and larger are 2 dollars extra.

Me: So your telling me I've officially become so fat that I have to pay extra for my clothes.

Cashier: Um.....yeah....I'm really sorry.

Me: Why are you sorry your not the one that's been cramming the food down my throat.

OMG lmao that is fricken hillarious. Walmart does the same. If you are above an XL it is 2 bucks extra. Crazy lol
 

Seaglass

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I hate clothing sizing in general, but especially working in this field. Nothing ever fits, even after I get creative with the dryer.

OMG lmao that is fricken hillarious. Walmart does the same. If you are above an XL it is 2 bucks extra. Crazy lol

Dunno about WalMart or Target, but I've occasionally found I need to pay extra for anything below a small at some places, if they even stock it.
 

Anjel

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bigbaldguy

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Dunno about WalMart or Target, but I've occasionally found I need to pay extra for anything below a small at some places, if they even stock it.

oh sure rub it in tiny person lol I'm just gonna go sit in my card board box painted like a space ship and cry myself to sleep on a pillow made of my expensive tent like t shirts.
 

Seaglass

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oh sure rub it in tiny person lol I'm just gonna go sit in my card board box painted like a space ship and cry myself to sleep on a pillow made of my expensive tent like t shirts.

Hey, being a featherweight ain't all it's cracked up to be. Bet you don't worry about patients literally throwing you across the room nearly as much as I do. :p
 
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