You have RSI? I've got maple syrup

[rwik123]

Pulled this from a draft of the new protocols for the state of Vermont.

 

[Medic Tim]

Pulled this from a draft of the new protocols for the state of Vermont.

so no cdn or Maine syrup??

but ppls cud dies

lol

 

[Bullets]

Which grade of maple syrup? Are we talking Grade A light Amber or Grade B stuff. I like the Grade A Dark Amber personnally

 

[akflightmedic]

There is no equivalent to Vermont Maple syrup....LOL!

 

[DesertMedic66]

He's altered! Get me one bottle of maple syrup STAT.

 

[Jambi]

Does that come with a bolus of pancakes?

Dosing 1 pancake/25kg to a max of 10 pancakes. Subsequent dosing require medical direction.

 

[NomadicMedic]

Does that come with a bolus of pancakes?

Dosing 1 pancake/25kg to a max of 10 pancakes. Subsequent dosing require medical direction.

Absolute contraindications of pancake bolus: none.

 

[Gurney Jockey]

Does that come with a bolus of pancakes?

Dosing 1 pancake/25kg to a max of 10 pancakes. Subsequent dosing require medical direction.

If pancakes are ineffective, consider waffle bolus of 1 waffle/15kg. May administer 1 gram of butter to aid mastication.

 

[Jambi]

May administer 1 gram of butter to aid mastication.

May substitute margarine if butter shortage occurs. All providers should be aware of non-standard dosing packing. :rofl:

 

[STXmedic]

May substitute margarine if butter shortage occurs.

Like hell you may!!

 

[DesertMedic66]

Does this all come with a IV drip of pulpless OJ at a 1000ml bolus?

 

[Jambi]

Like hell you may!!

I never said it was the best option... h34r:

 

[STXmedic]

I never said it was the best option... h34r:

I'll be writing up a living will that specifies no margarine is to be used in the course of my care :glare:

 

[unleashedfury]

Well theres one way to stimulate the local economy

 

[Handsome Robb]

I'll be writing up a living will that specifies no margarine is to be used in the course of my care :glare:

:lol:

 

[DesertMedic66]

I'll be writing up a living will that specifies no margarine is to be used in the course of my care :glare:

I is an amblance, I do what I want

 

[AtlasFlyer]

Hmm, I wonder if Wisconsin's protocols have administration of cheese somewhere in them...

 

[STXmedic]

We can administer tacos on standing order down here. We have to call if we want to add salsa, though

 

[NomadicMedic]

In Delaware, our protocols allow for CLI*, if indicated.



*crab leg infusion.

 

[chaz90]

Scrapple Suppository?