Who would be the worst EMS trainee?

[mycrofft]

He was a physician's assistant, then on the organ procurement team. Now, has his protocol written on his hand.

 

[DillR]

Hey now.

 

[traumaluv2011]

I hope this isn't anyone on here...

 

[mycrofft]

Cute!

 

[mycrofft]

Code Seven with New Partner Gollum

"Sushi, partner?".


Or the pt regains consciousness after mouth to mouth and sees this:

 

[mycrofft]

Ps:

the above would also be "deal breakers at work" as well!

 

[medicdan]

"... I was born at night, but not last night... you are not having chest pain..."

Actually, that might be good...

 

[medicdan]

"Did I do that?"

 

[Avenrii]

I hope this isn't anyone on here...

What city is this? Sure looks like a Killeen paramedic.

 

[mycrofft]

What fire chief with an education would ever post such a sign?
I call BS

 

[mycrofft]

To his mentor on his first ride-along delivery

"About to deliver this baby, sir. Why do you ask?"

 

[JPINFV]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqeC3BPYTmE[/youtube]

 

[mycrofft]

EVOC class, Day 1

INSTRUCTOR, (to self): "O.....M.....G!!!".

 

[JPINFV]

Helllllooooooo Nurse!

 

[mycrofft]

That's MY graduating EMT class!!

 

[EMT B]

 

[mycrofft]

"This cadaver lab?".

"Yes".

"Me cadaver".

 

[traumaluv2011]

 

[EMT B]

intubation...your doing it wrong.


on another note

 

[74restore]

Ahhh I was waiting to see how long this thread would go before someone posted a picture of the creepy surgeon from Human Centipede. Thank you traumaluv2011. lol