Who would be the worst EMS trainee?

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When was your last colonoscopy? :lol:
 

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Third Extrication Amputation This Week.

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Why, WHY do these calls always come to ME!?
 

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Annie are you okay? So, Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

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Summit

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Anyone say Hannibal Lecter?
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Oh, how about Honey Boo Boo's Mom?
(If you don't know who "Honey Boo Boo is, be thankful!)
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Too cute to be a trainee. But great mascot.
 
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"What was the potassium level again?"
 
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Is that the new 9mm Beretta IO infusion initiator?
 

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Is that the new 9mm Beretta IO infusion initiator?

Nah, just the delivery system for neuroplumbic therapy. Effective for all med conditions.

"Warning - neuroplumbic therapy may result in significant trauma, morbidity and mortality. Do not use neuroplumbic therapy if you have not exhausted all other tx options and or you have a psychological illness. In rare cases, a second tx with neuroplumbic therapy may be required to accomplish the desired clinical outcome..."
 
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Nah, just the delivery system for neuroplumbic therapy. Effective for all med conditions.

"Warning - neuroplumbic therapy may result in significant trauma, morbidity and mortality. Do not use neuroplumbic therapy if you have not exhausted all other tx options and or you have a psychological illness. In rare cases, a second tx with neuroplumbic therapy may be required to accomplish the desired clinical outcome..."

Supratentorial kinetic plumbosis. With a cupric jacket.
 
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