Campus-- most recently, a cool radio-sized pocket I discovered in my jeans. When i get in the truck, it gets put on the floor. My pager always goes on my right side, no matter what. Our radio in the truck is on the fritz, and while its great for listening, we cannot transmit without everyone else in a 10-mile radius hearing a shriek. Thus, if I am in the truck on the way to call, I end up using my portable.
I carry my radio 24/7 (or in cases, for 96 hours straight), and only have one call/24 hours, so I need the radio to be on my body somewhere, and accessible, but put away enough that it isnt in the way of my ADLs.
At work-- fat chance of getting a portable. Nuff said.
Standbys-- right back, with earpiece. Its away it doesnt get in the way, close enough I can hear whats going on during the concert.
Too much information? I venture to say no! You can now identify me purely based on my goofy radio placement.