the 100% directionless thread

Handsome Robb

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If you listen very carefully i occasionally snort when i laugh but play it off as a cough.

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Apparently your just full of funny noises!

Linuss said:
Probably hurts less than snorting a pixi stick... just sayin'. Damn 5th grade dares...

I knew a kid in 6th grade that snorted pop-rocks. That one was hilarious to watch. The pop wether they are in your nose, or your mouth. :rofl:
 

lightsandsirens5

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In order to further the "directionlessness" of this thread, i put forth a question:

What is the logic behind having a store, with few windows, where men are supposed to be comfortable buying...errrr....special items of clothing for their sweetheart, or whatever you call 'em, then placing said items in a NEON pink bag for said men to then parade through the mall with?

"Oh, yea, sure. No one knows where you have been buddy! Oh no, haven't got a clue, erm...sorry?"


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bigbaldguy

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Apparently your just full of funny noises!



I knew a kid in 6th grade that snorted pop-rocks. That one was hilarious to watch. The pop wether they are in your nose, or your mouth. :rofl:

Pop rocks in your sinus cavities OUCH! Where I grew up kids used to snort limon'/chile salt. One day the main snorter got the most epic nosebleed ever. He looked like a blood faucet. Ruined it for everybody.
 

bigbaldguy

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In order to further the "directionlessness" of this thread, i put forth a question:

What is the logic behind having a store, with few windows, where men are supposed to be comfortable buying...errrr....special items of clothing for their sweetheart, or whatever you call 'em, then placing said items in a NEON pink bag for said men to then parade through the mall with?

"Oh, yea, sure. No one knows where you have been buddy! Oh no, haven't got a clue, erm...sorry?"


Sent from a small, handheld electronic device that somehow manages to consume vast amounts of my time. Also know as a smart phone.

Try signing up for a VS credit card to save 10 percent on an item and then deal with the free panty and bra offers for the next 8 years.
 

Sasha

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Try signing up for a VS credit card to save 10 percent on an item and then deal with the free panty and bra offers for the next 8 years.

Ill take your free panties and bras if you dont want them!

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DesertMedic66

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(waits for JP to post the "this thread is worthless without pictures")
 

lightsandsirens5

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What? I dont get it.

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Me either.

Sasha, did you name your phone???


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JPINFV

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(waits for JP to post the "this thread is worthless without pictures")


No thanks... I'm not sure I want to see BBG, Linuss, MrBrown, nor Sasha in just a bra and panties.
 

Sasha

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Me either.

Sasha, did you name your phone???


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Yes! Her name is LuLu.

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Handsome Robb

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To the Washoe County Sheriff's Deputy that almost just killed me,
I don't care if your car has lights and sirens, 70 mph around blind corners and almost t-boning me looks bad for public relations, you outrun your siren at 55 mph jackass.


His SUV+Pushbar+70 mph+my drivers door would have = a real bad day for me.
 

katgrl2003

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No thanks... I'm not sure I want to see BBG, Linuss, MrBrown, nor Sasha in just a bra and panties.

MrBrown doesn't wear bras, I think. Brown! Get out of my underwear drawer! :wacko:
 
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