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Anjel

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Im pretty sure my partners mad at me lol soo... Ill probably end up in a cooler of ice or something. (bonus points if u get that refefence)
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Hangover 2? :3<br />
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If I'm right, can I has a cookie? :D

*Hands over bag of cookies*
 

katgrl2003

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My partner is passed out on the couch. Note to self: don't let said partner eat chili cheese fries before passing out on the couch. I swear I can see the gas cloud hanging above her. :wacko:
 

SnaKiZe

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*Hands over bag of cookies*

NOM NOM NOM!
*goes on a quest for milk*

*finds milk and comes back to finish off the rest of the cookies...*
DAMNIT!
*arrives to see the monkey with a fat belly and crumbs surrounding him. the bag is empty8

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?
 
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crazycajun

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NOM NOM NOM!
*goes on a quest for milk*

*finds milk and comes back to finish off the rest of the cookies...*
DAMNIT!
*arrives to see the monkey with a fat belly and crumbs surrounding him. the bag is empty8

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?

That's no monkey. That's the volunteer firefighters from down the street. They also have taken the TV remote, the keys to the ambulance and are using the AED to make grilled cheese sandwiches. You hear CLEAR and then OH CRAP:unsure:.......MEDIC!!!!!!
 

bigbaldguy

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That's no monkey. That's the volunteer firefighters from down the street. They also have taken the TV remote, the keys to the ambulance and are using the AED to make grilled cheese sandwiches. You hear CLEAR and then OH CRAP:unsure:.......MEDIC!!!!!!

Lol nice
 

SnaKiZe

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That's no monkey. That's the volunteer firefighters from down the street. They also have taken the TV remote, the keys to the ambulance and are using the AED to make grilled cheese sandwiches. You hear CLEAR and then OH CRAP:unsure:.......MEDIC!!!!!!

He CLEARLY doesn't get the reference.
(Hangover 2)

But it's still funny.
AND HEY!
I MAY BE WORKING FOR A VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT. D;
 

Anjel

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That's no monkey. That's the volunteer firefighters from down the street. They also have taken the TV remote, the keys to the ambulance and are using the AED to make grilled cheese sandwiches. You hear CLEAR and then OH CRAP:unsure:.......MEDIC!!!!!!

mmmmm grilled cheese

defib-toaster-1.jpg
 

crazycajun

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He CLEARLY doesn't get the reference.
(Hangover 2)

But it's still funny.
AND HEY!
I MAY BE WORKING FOR A VOLUNTEER FIRE DEPARTMENT. D;

Sorry haven't had time to see the movie. And hey if you can't pick on a volunteer fire fighter then who can you pick on!!! ;)
 

Anjel

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Sorry haven't had time to see the movie. And hey if you can't pick on a volunteer fire fighter then who can you pick on!!! ;)


dont waste your time. If you have seen the first hangover its the same. except a different city.
 

Anjel

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You have got to be kidding me.....:unsure:

hahaha its just a concept right now but I would so buy it.

I heard it would be great at reviving old bread. lol

Definitely would save me during my next breakfast crisis.

It would jump start your cooking. Shock your neighbors.

Hahaha I am having way to much fun. I'll stop now.
 

katgrl2003

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hahaha its just a concept right now but I would so buy it.

I heard it would be great at reviving old bread. lol

Definitely would save me during my next breakfast crisis.

It would jump start your cooking. Shock your neighbors.

Hahaha I am having way to much fun. I'll stop now.

Just make sure there's not a short in the wires, or you will be having an electrifying experience.
 

bigbaldguy

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hahaha its just a concept right now but I would so buy it.

I heard it would be great at reviving old bread. lol

Definitely would save me during my next breakfast crisis.

It would jump start your cooking. Shock your neighbors.

Hahaha I am having way to much fun. I'll stop now.

No don't stop it was getting funny. Dang it I can't think of a single one. Something on the tip of my brain about making toast so good your family will "clear" their plates?
 

Anjel

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No don't stop it was getting funny. Dang it I can't think of a single one. Something on the tip of my brain about making toast so good your family will "clear" their plates?


hahaha good one.

Toast so good you will "spark" everyone's interest.
 

bigbaldguy

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lightsandsirens5

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Bring some life back to your morning routine.

Just remember, butter and jelly immediately following the toasting. And the jelly to butter ratio is 30:2. Chew at a rate of 100 a minute. This should be performed on five pieces of toast before you let the next person operate the toast defibrillator.

Seeing as how it's an old style "paddles" defibrillator, it begs the question; do you apply the jelly before or after the toasting is delivered?
 

SnaKiZe

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Seeing as how it's an old style "paddles" defibrillator, it begs the question; do you apply the jelly before or after the toasting is delivered?

doesn't matter. with or without jelly and that amount of voltage, the pt is bound to get vicious hair singeing? (or is it singing?)


AND FOR CHRISS SAKE. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY "DFO" MEANS?!?
Done fell out.
done fell out of...?

I ish confoosed.
 
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fast65

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Saw a case of Serotonin Syndrome last night, that was pretty interesting.
 
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