Here's why I was banned:
I have lots of time to sit around and think. So myself and a couple of guys invented a new Elmo Toy!
Defibrillate Me Elmo and E-Z Bake Elmo
They are one in the same.
You take a hollow elmo body, outfit him with tickle me parts so he shakes and laughs, and add flame retardant fur.
You simply unscrew Elmo's head, and place an E-Z bake pan in Elmo's Torso. Defibrillate him at 360 Joules for 15 seconds and you have delicious chocolate chip cookies.
This would be great for children whose parents work on ambulances, or themselves who would like to be doctors, nurses or paramedics.
We also thought that maybe we could develope more medical and trauma ailing elmo's.
Traumatic Brain Injury Elmo
Elmo convulses, and leaks fluids from his nose and ears, and his eyes roll back in his head when dropped on a hard surface.
Sucking Chest Wound Elmo
Children shave Elmo's hairy chest and apply an occlusive dressing to the immaginary sucking chest wound. Elmo's lungs fill with blood, as they work.
Tension Pneumothoarx Elmo
Children use a hypodermic needles to let the air out of Elmo's Chest.
Trach Elmo
Children make like mac, and use the Child-Friendly Sesame St. pocket knife and included bic pen to perform an emergency tracheotomy on Elmo!