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Have you ever seen something out of the ordinary and just kinda wondered...Who was the first person to think of that and thought it would be a good idea? Obviously, there's no answer to the question, but sometimes you just gotta wonder.

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Who was the first person who discovered a lobster and said, "Hey, that looks delicious."
 
Oddly enough I was just talking about this the other day with my partner, we were specifically talking about "My Strange Addiction".

Like this one lady that ate her husbands ashes. How did she decide that that was a good idea?


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I was.

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Who was the first person to see a snail and say oooo I want to eat it?
 
Who was the first person to see a white shirt and say "oh ya, perfect for an ems uniform."

Or "oh ya, lets taste nitroglycerin....oh I passed out, gee I could use this for chest pain"...
 
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Who was the first person who discovered a lobster and said, "Hey, that looks delicious."
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Most likely, it was a dare.
 
Who was the first guy to think "Gee, we need something to make sex (semi)safe.. Ya, lets make a bunch of little elongated balloons."
 
IRIDEZX6R said:
Who was the first guy to think "Gee, we need something to make sex (semi)safe.. Ya, lets make a bunch of little elongated balloons."
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Most likely it was someone with a lot to lose because of illegitimate children, such as a king or something like that. The first condoms, by the way, were made of sheep intestine with a knot tied in the end.
 
IRIDEZX6R said:
Who was the first guy to think "Gee, we need something to make sex (semi)safe.. Ya, lets make a bunch of little elongated balloons."
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Wait... I thought it was just regular balloons...
 
firefite said:
Wait... I thought it was just regular balloons...
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Well, us blessed guys have to use party ballons... cause that's all that fits..

Even in that case, who was the first guy to say, "HEY IMMA STICK MY JUNK IN A BALLON AND THEN STICK THAT INSIDE OF YOU!"
 
usafmedic45 said:
Most likely it was someone with a lot to lose because of illegitimate children, such as a king or something like that. The first condoms, by the way, were made of sheep intestine with a knot tied in the end.
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Wait, you guys aren't using sheep intestine anymore? Yeah, me either...


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Who was the first person that said, "I know! Let's attached ourselves to these giant rubber bands, and then find something really tall to jump off of!"

Who was the first person who thought eating bull testicles was a great idea, and to keep people from knowing what they were eating, thought they should be dubbed "oysters"?
 
Regarding the food items...

The first was always the one with nothing else to eat.
 
Who thought about putting on a Velcro suit and then jumping onto a wall of Velcro? Because that man is awesome.


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Eggs...

"Hey, see that big white thing that just dropped out of that chicken's butt? Yea, let's see if we can eat that!"
 
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Or the first person to attempt to make computers readily accessible to everyone, later building a technology empire? Oh that was Steve Jobs... Nevermind

Oh and he was successful.


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