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Aidey

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ARGH! How do you deal with someone whose logic and reasoning program has crashed?
 

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exodus

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I am ranked #2 for BLS bid shift (pick our schedules and shifts). So it looks like I should be getting whatever shift I want. :)

Lucky MF'r. I have a whole freaking two points! At least I'm FT now!
 

fast65

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I feel like every time I go to Emanuel I'm getting *****ed at
 
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Aidey

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usalsfyre

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How do I do that to my partner? The LP set at max joules?

Something heavy applied at high velocity to the general vicinity of the forehead....

The fact that someone like you described is in medicine is scary.
 

fast65

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Something heavy applied at high velocity to the general vicinity of the forehead....

The fact that someone like you described is in medicine is scary.

Exactly, any heavy object will do really, just get creative. You may even be able to use common household items that everyone has.
 
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exodus

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According to my FTO I'm finishing my FTO on the 11th. But according to the schedule I'm still on FTO until the 19th.

I may have to hopefully pick up a few shifts to keep the money coming in :p
 

cynikalkat

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ems for bulls

So last week a local "zoo" called the town FD about their bulls being loose. An ambulance came and there was an "accident"... the bull had "back door issues".:rofl:

http://capecoddaily.com/news/4146/

wow.

I feel for YFD. i wish they would have included pictures of hoisting the bull.
When did the EMTs become animal control?
 
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adamjh3

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I'm up a whole hour earlier than I need to be.

Thanks daylight savings
 
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Anjel

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Im inventoring(sp?) The expired supplies at work.

Im noticing mac blades and miller.

Is it personal preference which you use? Or does circumstance and pt decide?
 

Aidey

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Something heavy applied at high velocity to the general vicinity of the forehead....

The fact that someone like you described is in medicine is scary.

You.
Have.
No.
Idea.

I didn't know there could be someone as impossible as him prior to this. One of these days I'm going to lose my temper and let him have it and it won't be pretty. What kills me is that it is all stupid little stuff, but it adds up to him being useless and looking like an idiot. His judgment sucks, he has no intuition, he doesn't think and he has a philosophy degree. It is a HORRIBLE combination!
 

NomadicMedic

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Im inventoring(sp?) The expired supplies at work.

Im noticing mac blades and miller.

Is it personal preference which you use? Or does circumstance and pt decide?

Both. I usually start with a Mac. Kids and small people may get a Miller.
 

STXmedic

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The new pt job is going to be putting nothing but green EMTs with me so I can train them, but I won't be getting FTO pay... Fun. It's going to take some adjusting to having a basic on the box with me.
 

fast65

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Im inventoring(sp?) The expired supplies at work.

Im noticing mac blades and miller.

Is it personal preference which you use? Or does circumstance and pt decide?

A little of both. I prefer to start out with a Mac, but sometimes the situatio/patient dictates a different blade.

So, my medical director said "great job yesterday" on an RSI that I did...what the hell? Is the apocalypse imminent? I think so.
 

Sasha

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I don't mind psychs. And I don't mind VA calls. But when you combined the two its a whole new brand of crazy.

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Anjel

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I don't mind psychs. And I don't mind VA calls. But when you combined the two its a whole new brand of crazy.

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Lmao my favorite VA psych signed the HIPPA "jesus christ"
 
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