Top ten indicators that your company has changed to the government health care plan

[ethorp]

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR COMPANY HAS CHANGED TO THE
GOVERNMENT'S VERY INEXPENSIVE
HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter
the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is
"an apple a day..."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last
month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not
a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE
GOVERNMENT'S VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick
and Duct Tape.

 

[Second]

I need a breast exam

I like it

 

[MIkePrekopa]

i heard that if your an emt, you can get a discount by becoming your own primary care physician...

 

[Mountain Res-Q]

Cool... So the pick-up line "Wanna play doctor?" might actually work in the near future? ^_^

 

[firecoins]

comedy will become FDA approved for everthing.

 

[medicdan]

 

[ethorp]

Cool... So the pick-up line "Wanna play doctor?" might actually work in the near future? ^_^

u can try but i still dont think that will work

 

[VCEMT]

I might as well be, my medical insurer is Kaiser.