Things that get "stuck" in People besides knifes

grant said:
Ok I'll start from my plethora of calls over the years. LOL

Lightbulb in the rear
remote control in the rear (the patient "accidentially" sat on it. :rolleyes:)
Cucumber x2
Coke Bottle
and finally

a shower head.. Ouch.... :rofl:
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Ummmmhhhh I never want to work where you work.......
 
Motorcyclist with a collapsed beer can jammed part way into his mouth when he hit the tree at an estimated 60 mph.
That's one type of incident a full face mask can prevent unless it has those can holder thingees with straws like this helmet:
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in my class saw and xray of a pt rear they put a shampoo bottle then tried to remove it with a coat hanger. the story they told was they where in the shower and fell on it.. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
thelastjedi010 said:
... The end result was castration because the cement was squeezed in over 20 hours prior to admission at the mental health facility.
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I think you meant penile amputation, right jedi? Castration would be the surgical removal of the testicles. Amputation would be the penis itself. Easy to get them confused though.
 
I had a guy one time who was drunk and woke up in his car with his penis in a beer bottle. Rather swollen in there.

He went to the OR, and they cut it off.

The bottle, lol.

:rolleyes:
 
Glasscutter I hope.
 
Penis in a tequila bottle with ejaculate. Uro came in, drew a picture of what he was going to do for the patient complete with the Patron markings. Wrapped the bottle, broke it, and rescued the penis......sort of.
 
when I was in the army one of the guys got his penis stuck in a glass milk bottle.

We all played rock, paper, scissors to work out who was going to smash it off :rofl:

I haven't come across anything on road yet but one of my colleagues attended a couple the other day where the gentleman was stuck in the ladies abdominal stoma......
 
Heard about a guy that tried to fix his constipation by jamming a vibrating tooth brush up his rear. It got stuck of course.

Someone else filled their rectum with polyurethane foam because they "wanted a buttplug that filled them"

The 3lt soda bottle and the aliens guy are pretty ridiculous...
 
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Not my own story, but just as a reference... you probably shouldn't "sit" on tennis balls if you are allergic to latex.
 
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