Things that get "stuck" in People besides knifes

[Steveb]

Ok I'll start from my plethora of calls over the years. LOL

Lightbulb in the rear
remote control in the rear (the patient "accidentially" sat on it. )
Cucumber x2
Coke Bottle
and finally

a shower head.. Ouch.... :rofl:

Ummmmhhhh I never want to work where you work.......

 

[mycrofft]

Motorcyclist with a collapsed beer can jammed part way into his mouth when he hit the tree at an estimated 60 mph.
That's one type of incident a full face mask can prevent unless it has those can holder thingees with straws like this helmet:

 

[thetincan]

in my class saw and xray of a pt rear they put a shampoo bottle then tried to remove it with a coat hanger. the story they told was they where in the shower and fell on it.. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Mad Russian]

Full size jelly jar required trip to OR.

 

[EMT2B]

... The end result was castration because the cement was squeezed in over 20 hours prior to admission at the mental health facility.

I think you meant penile amputation, right jedi? Castration would be the surgical removal of the testicles. Amputation would be the penis itself. Easy to get them confused though.

 

[mycrofft]

He allegedly called his boss before losing consciousness .

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...1/Driver-impaled-on-pole-telephoned-boss.html

 

[abckidsmom]

I had a guy one time who was drunk and woke up in his car with his penis in a beer bottle. Rather swollen in there.

He went to the OR, and they cut it off.

The bottle, lol.

 

[mycrofft]

Glasscutter I hope.

 

[TB 3541]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...1/Driver-impaled-on-pole-telephoned-boss.html

Wow, that guy is so lucky to be alive.

 

[TatuICU]

Penis in a tequila bottle with ejaculate. Uro came in, drew a picture of what he was going to do for the patient complete with the Patron markings. Wrapped the bottle, broke it, and rescued the penis......sort of.

 

[Smellypaddler]

when I was in the army one of the guys got his penis stuck in a glass milk bottle.

We all played rock, paper, scissors to work out who was going to smash it off :rofl:

I haven't come across anything on road yet but one of my colleagues attended a couple the other day where the gentleman was stuck in the ladies abdominal stoma......

 

[Ghostnineone]

Heard about a guy that tried to fix his constipation by jamming a vibrating tooth brush up his rear. It got stuck of course.

Someone else filled their rectum with polyurethane foam because they "wanted a buttplug that filled them"

The 3lt soda bottle and the aliens guy are pretty ridiculous...

 

[armywifeemt]

Not my own story, but just as a reference... you probably shouldn't "sit" on tennis balls if you are allergic to latex.