the 100% directionless thread

[bigbaldguy]

Two days left until my retirement from NYC EMS.

So excited.

Awesome, congrats! I just met a recently retired NY medic on the plane but I didn't get his name. He was heading to Vegas

Where you going first?

 

[Achilles]

Where did c come from in that equation jpinfv posted?

a^2+b^2=x^2

Because the equation is a^2+b^2=C^2

 

[bigbaldguy]

If one of my fellow stews calls in sick tomorrow and I can snag the hours before anyone else I will for 3 blessed days make just a little more than the most senior pilot in our company. I don't even want the money I just want a pay check showing a 3 digit hourly rate on it so I can leave it lying around when women come over. Is that wrong

 

[NYMedic828]

:blink:

 

[ffemt8978]

Because the equation is a^2+b^2=C^2

Not the equation JPINFV posted.

Mistaken variables will always mess you up.

 

[Handsome Robb]

If one of my fellow stews calls in sick tomorrow and I can snag the hours before anyone else I will for 3 blessed days make just a little more than the most senior pilot in our company. I don't even want the money I just want a pay check showing a 3 digit hourly rate on it so I can leave it lying around when women come over. Is that wrong

That'd get you into my pa....errr

Hahaha.

3 digit hourly is impressive, sir. How much OT have you worked this pay period? :blink:

 

[bigbaldguy]

That'd get you into my pa....errr

Hahaha.

3 digit hourly is impressive, sir. How much OT have you worked this pay period? :blink:

None this month, it's all been straight time. It's just the three days that will be at double time and a half. If I was a harder worker honestly I'd be able to retire already but alas I'm just to damn lazy.

 

[mycrofft]

None this month, it's all been straight time. It's just the three days that will be at double time and a half. If I was a harder worker honestly I'd be able to retire already but alas I'm just to damn lazy.

That would be ....triple time?

 

[JPINFV]

Where did c come from in that equation jpinfv posted?

a^2+b^2=x^2

Classically it's a^2+b^2=c^2, however since we had already defined the unknown as being "x" and given numbers for "a" and "b," I just set "c" to our already unknown variable "x."

 

[CANDawg]

I now officially cringe whenever I see or hear the word 'prolapse'.

 

[VFlutter]

I now officially cringe whenever I see or hear the word 'prolapse'.

Don't even complain until you have seen it in person

 

[Aprz]

I now officially cringe whenever I see or hear the word 'prolapse'.

I'm gonna quote you so you see it again.

 

[JPINFV]

I feel this thread is going to jinx me for Tuesday night (first L&D shift).

 

[Clare]

With less than an hour left of 2012 I say good riddance and bring on 2013, my resolutions are to eat better and to put an end to being single I would be quite happy with that, which I don't think is asking too much!

 

[VFlutter]

With less than an hour left of 2012 I say good riddance and bring on 2013, my resolutions are to eat better and to put an end to being single I would be quite happy with that, which I don't think is asking too much!

Omgz me too! :wub:

 

[bigbaldguy]

With less than an hour left of 2012 I say good riddance and bring on 2013, my resolutions are to eat better and to put an end to being single I would be quite happy with that, which I don't think is asking too much!

Omgz me too! :wub:

Ahhh you guys would make such a cute couple. Of course there's the whole thousands of miles of ocean thing. Someone better start swimming.

 

[Clare]

Ahhh you guys would make such a cute couple. Of course there's the whole thousands of miles of ocean thing. Someone better start swimming.

I never was a very good swimmer, well I did partake in some swimming competitions at school when I was younger but we will pretend that never happened and that I am not a good swimmer.

Also

(1) He is from St. Louis and neither St Louis nor Missouri have a lot going for them; an arch, really?

(2) I know one of my friends met his wife on the internet but they were only a couple hours apart so it was a bit more feasible, and most importantly

(3) How do I know he is not some psychopathic stalker internet serial killer weirdo that I was just watching about on the Crime and Investigation channel?

Sorry mate, nothing personal

 

[VFlutter]

I never was a very good swimmer, well I did partake in some swimming competitions at school when I was younger but we will pretend that never happened and that I am not a good swimmer.

Also

(1) He is from St. Louis and neither St Louis nor Missouri have a lot going for them; an arch, really?

(2) I know one of my friends met his wife on the internet but they were only a couple hours apart so it was a bit more feasible, and most importantly

(3) How do I know he is not some psychopathic stalker internet serial killer weirdo that I was just watching about on the Crime and Investigation channel?

Sorry mate, nothing personal

(1)We are the most dangerous city in the U.S., that is kinda cool?
(2) I don't date old chicks.....

Ya that pretty much sums it up


On a side note I find an awesome blog by an RN. It is totally vulgar, inappropriate, and brutally honest. Worth a read

http://mojo-rn.blogspot.com/?m=1

 

[Clare]

(1)We are the most dangerous city in the U.S., that is kinda cool?
(2) I don't date old chicks.....

Ya that pretty much sums it up

(1) No
(2) I am going to pretend I did not see that, for your sake

Also, is it wrong of me to be proper on the radio? Some people think I am being too anal but I don't think so; for example somebody might say "Ambulance, New Lynn 1, status 1, R50 required" whereas I will say "New Lynn 1 calls Ambulance, patient status 1, require R50"; if they are calling me they will say "Ambulance calls ...." so I say it the other way round and I dno, just saying "status 1" is improper English, the only thing that can be "status 1" is the patient because that is what status codes are used to describe, but I dno I just think it sounds lazy and bad grammar.

Now speaking of all this; Mt Wellington 2 calls Ambulance, Clare-ing on Code New Year!

 

[Rhonda]

Well what a night and its not even over yet. Working New Years in Vegas is literally a :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: show and it's not even NYE.