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vtemti

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We live in a high traffic skiing community and many skiers wear spandex. Not only does spandex breath and keep you warm, but it makes assessment a breeze. We are taught to expose and with one cut, spandex retracts to expose EVERYTHING. In most cases I love it, unless....................!

Use the imagination, "yuuuuuuck".
 

rescuecpt

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LOL. I love the little ski bunnies in their skin tight spandex outfits who freeze their butts off as soon as they get off the chair lift... I prefer good old long johns, ski pants, a turtleneck and a fleece. :)
 

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I would never wear spandex, not even for a million.....well. no, maybe for a million bucks. But other wise, never. :p
 

Stevo

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is it bike touring season yet Boss? , oh and, what's the bag limit?

~S~
 
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Originally posted by rescuecpt@Jun 19 2005, 04:03 PM
I love the little ski bunnies in their skin tight spandex outfits who freeze their butts off as soon as they get off the chair lift...

Should we take this as sarcasm or excitment?
 

TTLWHKR

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Originally posted by Stevo@Jun 19 2005, 03:50 PM
I'll get the hot packs ready..... :p
Maybe you can borrow Jons KY Warm Sensations?

That is, if he hasn't used it all yet.
 

Stevo

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hey, customer service is what we're all about! :D
 

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on the slopes stretch pants only belong on hot female skiers
but it never fails that some overweight texan will wear a full body race suit down a green run
it's bad enough when they wear one pieces (AKA fart bags) but stretch one pieces... :blink:
 

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Originally posted by TTLWHKR+Jun 19 2005, 05:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TTLWHKR @ Jun 19 2005, 05:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Stevo@Jun 19 2005, 03:50 PM
I'll get the hot packs ready..... :p
Maybe you can borrow Jons KY Warm Sensations?

That is, if he hasn't used it all yet. [/b][/quote]
what makes you think he has a use for it???
 

Stevo

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spiderman wears spandex.... B)
Spiderman-1.JPG
 

rescuecpt

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But Jon is BATMAN not Spiderman.
 

TTLWHKR

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Originally posted by PArescueEMT+Jun 19 2005, 05:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PArescueEMT @ Jun 19 2005, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 05:14 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Stevo
@Jun 19 2005, 03:50 PM
I'll get the hot packs ready..... :p

Maybe you can borrow Jons KY Warm Sensations?

That is, if he hasn't used it all yet.
what makes you think he has a use for it??? [/b][/quote]
He was rubbing it all over people.
 

rescuemedic7306

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Spandex should only be available to men (or women over size 8) with a Doctors prescription.

I always think that it looks like someone trying to either smuggle walnuts or 10lb of Sh*t in a 5lb bag. Don't these people own mirrors?
 

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there are many that should go to jail just for wearing it in public.....take that back... the folks that make a size for them should go to jail..... when they thing that putting someone in Spandex that is so large that it looks like you are strapping something down on a trailer.. it just breaks the human law..... but some of them are the same one that will head to the beach with a thong... and I really need to power wash my brain before i sleep tonight.. never mind i need to shut up
 

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Originally posted by PArescueEMT+Jun 19 2005, 05:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PArescueEMT @ Jun 19 2005, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 05:14 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Stevo
@Jun 19 2005, 03:50 PM
I'll get the hot packs ready..... :p

Maybe you can borrow Jons KY Warm Sensations?

That is, if he hasn't used it all yet.
what makes you think he has a use for it??? [/b][/quote]
I rubbed it on his tummy. Helps him fall asleep.
 
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vtemti

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Originally posted by CodeSurfer+Jun 20 2005, 01:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CodeSurfer @ Jun 20 2005, 01:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by PArescueEMT@Jun 19 2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 05:14 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Stevo
@Jun 19 2005, 03:50 PM
I'll get the hot packs ready..... :p

Maybe you can borrow Jons KY Warm Sensations?

That is, if he hasn't used it all yet.

what makes you think he has a use for it???
I rubbed it on his tummy. Helps him fall asleep. [/b][/quote]
And he was asking if my daughter was cute?
 

TTLWHKR

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Originally posted by vtemti+Jun 20 2005, 10:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vtemti @ Jun 20 2005, 10:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by CodeSurfer@Jun 20 2005, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by PArescueEMT@Jun 19 2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by TTLWHKR@Jun 19 2005, 05:14 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Stevo
@Jun 19 2005, 03:50 PM
I'll get the hot packs ready..... :p

Maybe you can borrow Jons KY Warm Sensations?

That is, if he hasn't used it all yet.

what makes you think he has a use for it???

I rubbed it on his tummy. Helps him fall asleep.
And he was asking if my daughter was cute? [/b][/quote]
Then it prolly is gone.
 
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