Our policy on smoking is the first time you're caught you and your partner get a write up (unless your partner turned you in). Second time it's a one week suspension for you and a write up for the partner. Third time you're gone and your partner gets a write up. The partner write up thing is more a "you didn't report it, you're just as guilty" type thing.
As far as errands, what's wrong with moving around in your ambulance? I get the point of running a TON of errands in the truck but if you have to pick up a couple things or run to the post office I don't see the issue. We are encouraged to ride around our districts and talk to people and learn our areas, part of that is doing an errand if we need to. As long as we don't leave our response area it's not an issue for us.
Vulgarity, it's ok unless you are being vulgar around a patient or their family members. As far as around other health professionals, fire, leo, etc. Most of the people around here are just as vulgar if not more so than EMS.
REGARDING ERRANDS:
The service rarely has buses on the street. IMHO, if we are there for 4-16 hours a week, it is not necessary to do ones errands, hair cuts, shopping, etc during THOSE HOURS.
Besides, in a NYC vollie buffing/jumping calls, seconds count. In fact, any 911 service, seconds count. So aside from a break to get something to nosh on or use the facilities, going into a store, shopping around, waiting online, is just not appropriate.
Buffing requires you be ready to roll, on the street. Another issue is the horrendous driving, not stopping to check at red lights, weaving, following too close, taking turn to quick, often to make up for effing around in some store....
(tounge in cheek) Would you want the service responding to YOUR FAMILY MEMBER's EMERGENCY effing around the smart phone displays in the back of Best Buy when they need help...?
REGARDING VULGARITIES:
The problem with humor is it can get out of hand. Sometimes is extends to following women walking down the street and using the PA for comments. Part of the problem is their are no females in the service to keep things getting too out of hand, without citing examples, it gets WAAAAAY out of hand. Females have come by, and I can see they get creeped out by the vibe of the group. Some of the memebers are so bizarre. Like they have no people skills. Their mannerisms and gestures are wierd.
As always, I say NOTHING, EVER.
One guy even gave a little lecture, telling the other guys how they scare females away...and how it would be nice to have mixed company.
I have been in mixed company, and people joke around, even the women, yet, what goes on here is way out of hand.