'Shrooms anyone??

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We got called out reference general sickness. We got there and this guy was really sick. He had been "going" from both ends for hours and had a sort of green tint to his face. We asked all the usual questions (sample history) and the last oral intake was a salad. I asked if there was anything unusual on his salad. He said no, just lettuce, tomato, cucumber, mushrooms and cheese. I asked why he waited 6 hours to call EMS. He looked up at me with his sunken eyes, sweating like a pig and dry heaving. He said "because I didn't want anybody to know I ate mushrooms I picked from my front yard".

It's true - you can't fix stupid!!!
 
The poor guy will have some time to think about his mistake while waiting for a liver transplant which may or may not happen.
 
Well they weren't magic mushrooms then, were they!:sad:
He won't be a fungi to know for a while, will he!
Sorry old joke...but this is the humor section.;)

Cheers Enjoynz
 
Lol.

WOW..... I am continually and constantly shocked at peoples stupidity.
 
Once again, another person is living proof that intelligence is not a prerequisite for birth....
 
Well, it's thanks to these folks that we know what's poisonous and what's not...so we should thank him for his contribution to society.B)
 
jochi1543 said:
Well, it's thanks to these folks that we know what's poisonous and what's not...so we should thank him for his contribution to society.B)
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Haha, yeah I guess you are right..
 
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