The Top 10 Reasons I Don't Post:
10. I type too slow due to an unfortunate incident with a ring cutter.
9. TTLWHACKER was taken and I didn't want to be a partialwhacker (as if there is any such thing anyway).
8. I can't stay awake past 2030.
7. I didn't want anyone to know I'm not as smart as RIDRYDER.
6. Because I can't figure out how to insert a smiley. :huh:
5. Because I'm too busy taking IS100, IS200, IS700, IS800, IS999999999.
4. Because EMTPrincess was already taken. My wife wouldn't have thought that was funny anyway.
3. Because I can't keep track of what LOL, LMAO, ROFL, LMFAO stand for, but I think I have some of the symptoms.
2. Because every time I start to post, my pager goes off.
1. And the number 1 reason I don't post....
...I don't want anyone to find out that I'm older than CHIMPIE