Dream vehicles...BAD dream vehicles

[mycrofft]

Redneck water resQ and fire truck

Former firefighter and proud of it.

 

[tylerp1]

take off the Confederate flags and you've got a beautiful picture of some very rural cities..err..towns..err..villages in Iowa

is that a screen print from a t-shirt, perhaps?

 

[mycrofft]

Redneck truck: just googled images for "firetruck airpak external"

And if it was for rural aging Iwegians (MY age or more), they could hang DeKalb hats in the cab, and take off the turn signals.

 

[mycrofft]

RRAS ("Really Rural Ambulance Service, LLC")

 

[tylerp1]

I wonder what they use for a siren?

It's got to be one of two things: either the village idiot yelling 'wee-ooo-wee-ooo' or a cat with a string tied to its..

..well, you get the picture..

 

[firetender]

I wonder what they use for a siren?

Oxen farts.

 

[Martyn]

I wonder what they use for a siren?

It's got to be one of two things: either the village idiot yelling 'wee-ooo-wee-ooo' or a cat with a string tied to its..

..well, you get the picture..

Nah, the guy with the stick pokes the patient...

 

[mycrofft]

And you thought New Year's Eve gunshots were bad. These guys really made someone unhappy.

Back story per the poster:

" This M113 ambulance of gdud 87 was ambushed point-blank by Egyptian commandos in October 1973 (The "Yom Kippur War"; mycrofft). All on board were killed.

This ambulance was evacuating wounded from the battles preparing the IDF ("Isreali Defense Forces"; mycrofft) crossing of the Suez canal: all 8 murdered".

 

[Backwoods]

Redneck water resQ and fire truck

Is it bad that that reminds me of a neighboring department?:rofl:

 

[mycrofft]

This canNOT end well.

 

[tacwear68]

My favorite: 'Trolling motor for slow rescues'

 

[medic4178]

It will Get 'er Done!!!

 

[Engine3/emt]

That is every department around me. hahaha

 

[beantown native]

RRAS ("Really Rural Ambulance Service, LLC")

I think they use a noose around the males Testicles... ( of the oxen) pull and it wails... pull faster it yelps....

 

[mm505]

This canNOT end well.

HISTORY OF THE CONDOM

In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a sheep's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by first taking the intestine out of the sheep.

 

[mycrofft]

Little racist this AM are we?
Not going where some people's call a particular social practice "The English Disease".

 

[mm505]

I can't be racist. I hate everyone!

 

[DrParasite]

 

[traumaluv2011]

The 80% light POV...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMasud-Jn08

 

[TB 3541]

The 80% light POV...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMasud-Jn08

It's like a cross between a Christmas tree and a rave :wacko: