i have come to the decision when i retire from ems...i want to stay in a nursing home and have every and any insane disease i have ever seen or heard of and i will make a few up just cuz!
i will chase the staff around naked
i will not eat my jello
various body parts will always hurt
i will likely pee on the floor, alot...
i refuse to be fat, but that would be fun too
i will likely itch, have an invisible rash or something of that sort
i will likely sign a refusal, to promptly call ems back cuz they said i could
i will definately not call anyone an ambulance driver, ever
i may from time to time just yell out or start laughing uncontrollably!
i am just getting started...
i will chase the staff around naked
i will not eat my jello
various body parts will always hurt
i will likely pee on the floor, alot...
i refuse to be fat, but that would be fun too
i will likely itch, have an invisible rash or something of that sort
i will likely sign a refusal, to promptly call ems back cuz they said i could
i will definately not call anyone an ambulance driver, ever
i may from time to time just yell out or start laughing uncontrollably!
i am just getting started...