mycrofft
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That's "EMT" funny, not necessarily normal people funny!
I already described mine, the boat flipover at 2 AM.
I already described mine, the boat flipover at 2 AM.
Your most bizarre or funniest car, plane, train, boat accident?
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overturned golf cart, it was pretty serious.
2 cyclists colliding head on at high speed. Also very serious. Just odd how they did it.
2 cyclists colliding head on at high speed. Also very serious. Just odd how they did it.
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On the freeway, rotational impact, was hit going 70, spun around hit another car, slammed into the concrete divider, hit by another car.
Coming up on scene I just see this twisted piece of metal that somewhat resembles a car. Pt's only complaint was mild flank pain. I was in shock.
Coming up on scene I just see this twisted piece of metal that somewhat resembles a car. Pt's only complaint was mild flank pain. I was in shock.
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Only mild flank pain? Was the pt intoxicated?
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Nope. Pt was fine. Should have mentioned.. 20 yo F.
Most recent - Police Officer responding to a burglar alarm hit a patch of black ice, went airborne, sheared a telephone pole in half which then went into his windshield, breaking the glass but not entering the car. The car continued traveling through the side of a large barn and then spun out in the center of the barn. Cop walked away from the vehicle and met us on the road with only a dislocated shoulder. Refused all medical tx, but allowed transport b/c supervisor said he had to go to hospital via ambulance for insurance purposes. Dr screamed that he should have been flown b/c he wrote the trauma protocols; until I showed the Dr that the cop didn't meet a single MOI in our region for flight.
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30 year old man shots his best friend 6 times (5 in teh abd. chest and one in the head) with a rifle. Doesn't kill him. Throws him into the back of a pickup truck and trives to a gorge called... "Murders Gultch" (true)... puts the car in neutral and pushes the care over teh 350 foot embankment becasue in all the movies cars explode in midair, right? Car goes over and crashes... no explosion. Murder scrambles down the embankment drags the victim (not sure if he is dead yet) up and down teh gulth looking for a spot to bury him... only the gultch is made of granite slabs. He finally burys his friend by placing im on a slab and placing rocks on him. He then takes a kayak from the back of the smashed truck and takes teh nearby river down to marina, waving at the Boat Patrol Deputies as they head up stream at SARs request. The whole story is a lot weirder, but...
We spent two days repealing the gultch for the investigators; collecting evidence, the body, and poison oak! What was really fun was having lunch 20 feet from the body before we realized where he was buried. Even better than that, the back of the truck was full (and I mean full) of porn mags that all got scatered over the 350 foot embankment. It made the ascent back up fun.
Whenever the haul teamhad to reset the lines we got to spend 2 muinutes on teh side of the embankment "reading" whatever scrapes of porn were caught in the underbrush. Oh, fun times! No medical need though... just a really dead guy and a lot of porn.
We spent two days repealing the gultch for the investigators; collecting evidence, the body, and poison oak! What was really fun was having lunch 20 feet from the body before we realized where he was buried. Even better than that, the back of the truck was full (and I mean full) of porn mags that all got scatered over the 350 foot embankment. It made the ascent back up fun.
Whenever the haul teamhad to reset the lines we got to spend 2 muinutes on teh side of the embankment "reading" whatever scrapes of porn were caught in the underbrush. Oh, fun times! No medical need though... just a really dead guy and a lot of porn.
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30 year old man shots his best friend 6 times (5 in teh abd. chest and one in the head) with a rifle. Doesn't kill him. Throws him into the back of a pickup truck and trives to a gorge called... "Murders Gultch" (true)... puts the car in neutral and pushes the care over teh 350 foot embankment becasue in all the movies cars explode in midair, right? Car goes over and crashes... no explosion. Murder scrambles down the embankment drags the victim (not sure if he is dead yet) up and down teh gulth looking for a spot to bury him... only the gultch is made of granite slabs. He finally burys his friend by placing im on a slab and placing rocks on him. He then takes a kayak from the back of the smashed truck and takes teh nearby river down to marina, waving at the Boat Patrol Deputies as they head up stream at SARs request. The whole story is a lot weirder, but...
We spent two days repealing the gultch for the investigators; collecting evidence, the body, and poison oak! What was really fun was having lunch 20 feet from the body before we realized where he was buried. Even better than that, the back of the truck was full (and I mean full) of porn mags that all got scatered over the 350 foot embankment. It made the ascent back up fun.
Best friends forever, huh.
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Jazzy vs. lawnmower. With entrapment.
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JUST A WORD OF CAUTION:
When your best friend steels your dope and you go over to his house to retrieve it and end up trying to strangle his sister... expect to get 6 rounds in your a**, driven out to a remote gultch, thrown off of a 350 embankment, dragged 200 feet over granite, barried (posible alive) under the granite, and to have your porn used as evidence in the trial. :blush:
God, I love my redneck county! ^_^
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Well next time my best friend steals my dope, go over to his place to retrieve it and attempt to strangle his sister, I'll be a bit cautious.
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Well next time my best friend steals my dope, go over to his place to retrieve it and attempt to strangle his sister, I'll be a bit cautious.
I know that I am now!!!
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I know that I am now!!!
Maybe we should double-team it, just to have extra eyes!
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Oh you zaney madcap and fun-filled pranksters!
Uh...anyone else??:blush:
Uh...anyone else??:blush:
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8 y/o pt unconscious.
ran into a tree on his bike, ejected over handle bars = head first into tree (was wearing a helmet). MOI kinda humorous. kid woke up after ammonia inhalant, docs at the ER chuckled and released him couple hours after arrival.
ran into a tree on his bike, ejected over handle bars = head first into tree (was wearing a helmet). MOI kinda humorous. kid woke up after ammonia inhalant, docs at the ER chuckled and released him couple hours after arrival.
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Two-lane highway
A rural two-lane, winding highway, one side against cliffs and the other against a large river. Page goes out for a "motorcycle wreck, MM 8," which we respond to. Pt. has broken ribs, tib fx, etc. Taken to local hospital.
Heading back to station, a page goes out for a "motorcycle wreck, MM8." As we begin responding, we all thought that some motorist had seen the wrecked motorcycle and gotten confused. Then the info is updated, paged up to a "motorcycle versus tow truck accident, three patients."
Turns out that on the corner of the road, the two tow truck people were loading the truck with the wrecked motorcyle when this happened. They had the ramp down, and an ETOH motorcyclist came along and ramped up the side, hitting one tow truck man head on at >50 MPH. The motorcycle they were loading was flung into the other tow truck guy, and both tow truckers were flung off their vehicle, one into the road. The drunk guy almost cleared the top of the tow truck, but the back wheel caught the top, flipping him right over. And somehow he landed on two wheels w/o injury.
One tow truck driver alone had a bill of over $84,000 from the wreck. Always use appropriate traffic control.
A rural two-lane, winding highway, one side against cliffs and the other against a large river. Page goes out for a "motorcycle wreck, MM 8," which we respond to. Pt. has broken ribs, tib fx, etc. Taken to local hospital.
Heading back to station, a page goes out for a "motorcycle wreck, MM8." As we begin responding, we all thought that some motorist had seen the wrecked motorcycle and gotten confused. Then the info is updated, paged up to a "motorcycle versus tow truck accident, three patients."
Turns out that on the corner of the road, the two tow truck people were loading the truck with the wrecked motorcyle when this happened. They had the ramp down, and an ETOH motorcyclist came along and ramped up the side, hitting one tow truck man head on at >50 MPH. The motorcycle they were loading was flung into the other tow truck guy, and both tow truckers were flung off their vehicle, one into the road. The drunk guy almost cleared the top of the tow truck, but the back wheel caught the top, flipping him right over. And somehow he landed on two wheels w/o injury.
One tow truck driver alone had a bill of over $84,000 from the wreck. Always use appropriate traffic control.
Toned out for mini van rollover with unknown injuries about 3am on a saturday morning. Very light rain coming down. Straight stretch of road.
Get on scene, there's a van laying on it's passenger side lengthwise across the width of the road and there's a set of legs sticking straight out of where the passenger window would be (the side against the ground).
I grab the flashlight head toward the front of the van (didn't wanna be anywhere close to the rolly parts!), take a deep breath (wasn't sure if the legs would be connected to anything because of the positioning of the van and road), and I shine my light through the windshield.
A guy is sitting there, gets a big smile on his face and says "What are you guys doing here?"
After he assures us he is ok by flopping his head back and forth like a puppet (while we scream for him to stop), he extricates himself from the van.
Refused all treatment and went with the po-po voluntarily (drunk as a skunk).
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Same night
Called for a "guy sleeping in his car" (what?? lol)
Anyway, get there... a guy has parked his car in the middle of the road. The smell of EtOH is so strong you can smell it 8 feet from the car (windows are rolled up).
Guy is apparently unresponsive to painful stimuli so we start to go get our stretcher & misc equipment. A cop pulls out his taser and quietly says "You have 5 seconds to get out of that car or I'll light you up."
I'm thinkin he's been tazed before, because you've never seen a guy move that fast... Unresponsive to olympic sprinter.
Found 2 empty vodka bottles in the floorboard...
fun fun!
Get on scene, there's a van laying on it's passenger side lengthwise across the width of the road and there's a set of legs sticking straight out of where the passenger window would be (the side against the ground).
I grab the flashlight head toward the front of the van (didn't wanna be anywhere close to the rolly parts!), take a deep breath (wasn't sure if the legs would be connected to anything because of the positioning of the van and road), and I shine my light through the windshield.
A guy is sitting there, gets a big smile on his face and says "What are you guys doing here?"
After he assures us he is ok by flopping his head back and forth like a puppet (while we scream for him to stop), he extricates himself from the van.
Refused all treatment and went with the po-po voluntarily (drunk as a skunk).
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Same night
Called for a "guy sleeping in his car" (what?? lol)
Anyway, get there... a guy has parked his car in the middle of the road. The smell of EtOH is so strong you can smell it 8 feet from the car (windows are rolled up).
Guy is apparently unresponsive to painful stimuli so we start to go get our stretcher & misc equipment. A cop pulls out his taser and quietly says "You have 5 seconds to get out of that car or I'll light you up."
I'm thinkin he's been tazed before, because you've never seen a guy move that fast... Unresponsive to olympic sprinter.
Found 2 empty vodka bottles in the floorboard...
fun fun!
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OK, one of my stupider moments.
Call for one vehicle MVA in downtown Nebraska at very early AM (oh-dark hundred). Fire dept just arrives before us. Examination of scene and later accident info second hand through FD is that drunken driver of a '69 VW Beetle was speeding, went onto the curb, mowed down four ornamental cherry trees each about six or seven inches in diameter, flipped forward, landed on and crushed down its roof, continued it's flip and came to rest by a bus bench, right side up, pointed same directon fo travel, minus almost a foot of height, all windows cracked, rear window gone, and doors jammed. Gasoline leaking, occupant starting to rave drunkenly inside.
Fireman says "We don't have foam capability, too bad we can't get in".
Silly Mycrofft says "Bet me, Buckwheat", I crawl in through the back window, crouch in the back seat, slip a C collar on the pt and try to keep him quiet and not, say, try to restart his car while the FD suddenly developes a sense of urgency and starts washing gas while my partner gets the short and long boards ready. After much breaking entering fogging and ripping, we are ready to go..and the drunk will not go without a fight if we don't take his brand new expensive CB radio . I yank it out of it's slide mount, snip the mike wire (mike is buried in the mess) and he cradles it to his chest as we extricate him.
Do not try THAT at home. (EVER!!):blush:
Call for one vehicle MVA in downtown Nebraska at very early AM (oh-dark hundred). Fire dept just arrives before us. Examination of scene and later accident info second hand through FD is that drunken driver of a '69 VW Beetle was speeding, went onto the curb, mowed down four ornamental cherry trees each about six or seven inches in diameter, flipped forward, landed on and crushed down its roof, continued it's flip and came to rest by a bus bench, right side up, pointed same directon fo travel, minus almost a foot of height, all windows cracked, rear window gone, and doors jammed. Gasoline leaking, occupant starting to rave drunkenly inside.
Fireman says "We don't have foam capability, too bad we can't get in".
Silly Mycrofft says "Bet me, Buckwheat", I crawl in through the back window, crouch in the back seat, slip a C collar on the pt and try to keep him quiet and not, say, try to restart his car while the FD suddenly developes a sense of urgency and starts washing gas while my partner gets the short and long boards ready. After much breaking entering fogging and ripping, we are ready to go..and the drunk will not go without a fight if we don't take his brand new expensive CB radio . I yank it out of it's slide mount, snip the mike wire (mike is buried in the mess) and he cradles it to his chest as we extricate him.
Do not try THAT at home. (EVER!!):blush:
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Once a CB'er, always a CB'er, huh?^_^
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nomofica, that'sa ten-four good buddy
That was 1981 in the Midwest...darn tootin'.
Anyone have a Sedgway (spelling?) story yet?
That was 1981 in the Midwest...darn tootin'.
Anyone have a Sedgway (spelling?) story yet?