Worst names for an ambulance service...

[that13gurl13]

worst names in San Diego

ER Ambulances....
Xtreme Care Ambulances( I just watched one of their rigs get towed back to station recently)
Priority One
Air Care(I have only seen their ambualnces.. never a plane)
Greyhound Ambulances
Medfleet

 

[MRSA]

I saw a new ambulance name today that had me and my partner cracking up!

"Supreme Ambulance"

I lol'd. We then proceeded to joke how Supremely BLS they are

 

[med51fl]

Positive Mobility Ambulance...
National Health Transport (NHT)...
STAT Trans...

 

[EMDispatch]

AAA Transport -All American Ambulance... I really thought it was some roadside assistance unit when I first saw one of their ambulances

 

[Skittles]

"Life Team" in Harrisburg PA.

Saw them when I was there for the Fire Expo this year...

(sorry if it has been mentioned already, I did search!)

Is that a good one or a bad one?

The life flights in the area are LifeLion, and the shape of the helicopter is reminiscent of a dolphin.

 

[TheLocalMedic]

Indeed

 

[CANDawg]

Indeed

Putting a sinus rhythm on the side of an ambulance (or taco truck) is just so tachy.

BA-BUM CHING!

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. *bow*

 

[TB 3541]

Putting a sinus rhythm on the side of an ambulance (or taco truck) is just so tachy.

BA-BUM CHING!

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. *bow*

:rofl:

 

[bahnrokt]

Its easy to pick out terrible names for ambulance companies. What are some great company names that you see around that aren't based on city names, geography, etc? Or if you were to start a company, what would your cool name be?

 

[Tigger]

I work for a family owned company and that is our name. I like it, it is more distinctive than the usual private company malarkey, though there are no shortage of family named companies in the area. Plus our faux gold lettering is classy. Maybe.

 

[chillybreeze]

yesterday I saw an ambulance that said Friendly Medical Transport!

 

[NomadicMedic]

If only it was "friendly medical livery" then you could say you work for FML.

 

[JPINFV]

I work for a family owned company and that is our name. I like it, it is more distinctive than the usual private company malarkey, though there are no shortage of family named companies in the area. Plus our faux gold lettering is classy. Maybe.

 

[dmc2007]

I work for a family owned company and that is our name. I like it, it is more distinctive than the usual private company malarkey, though there are no shortage of family named companies in the area. Plus our faux gold lettering is classy. Maybe.

I thought your lettering was real gold leaf?

 

[Steffah]

While I'm sure the sentiment is there, we have a private company here by the name of Lifeguard. I can't help but think of a swimming pool whenever I see it.

Their ambulances confused the heck out of me when I was a kid.

Chariot always cracks me up :rofl:

 

[Steffah]

Double post.

 

[Tigger]

I thought your lettering was real gold leaf?

I guess it's gold leaf, but it's the kind that the rich suburban fire departments have with actual gold in it. We have rolls of the stuff in the base, along logos and seals sized for any application. Including the inside of the doors, some trucks have the company name in 11 places, and that does not include equipment with logos on it. :wacko:

 

[SSwain]

Also anything with "Star" in it should go.

MedStar, LifeStar, CareStar... ugh.

Deathstar?

 

[JPINFV]

Deathstar?

We've got Deathstar!