What if?...feat Hare/Sager

jenskiez

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This scenario just popped into my head the other day, not sure if this place has adressed it though. Anyways, here it goes: You got a 20 y/o male right midshaft femur fx. and his junk is hangin on that same side as his fx. Simple scenario, wanted to know how you guys would handle it :cool:
 

STXmedic

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Move his junk? :unsure:
 

DesertMedic66

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Have him park his car on the other side
 

NomadicMedic

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Adjust said junk. He'd appreciate you moving the junk, rather than crushing it.

Why is this even a question?
 

DPM

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Crush it. Then strap him to a backboard. And don't forget to slam the ambulance doors into the end of the splint .
 

RustyShackleford

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trollin trollin trollin.....:ph34r:
 

usalsfyre

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Everyone is missing the obvious! It's the physical manifestation of Throckmorton's, look for a pelvic injury as well.

:D:D:D
 
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STXmedic

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everyone is missing the obvious! It's the physical manifestation of throckmorton's, look for a pelvic injury as well.

:d:d:d

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VFlutter

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Obviously an emergent castration using a rusty spoon. :nosoupfortroll:

I touch lots of "junk" when putting in foleys, it happens. We are professionals....Or should be. :rolleyes:
 

firetender

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(Though not a serious answer I think, for someone who is just starting out, it's a serious question.)

Serious answer: Communicate with your patient, "I'm going to reposition your privates now so I can place this splint." Then, do it; it's just flesh, just be careful!
 
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Dwindlin

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Everyone is missing the obvious! It's the physical manifestation of Throckmorton's, look for a pelvic injury as well.

:D:D:D

usalsfyre is the winner, also known as the John Thomas sign. Though unfortunately I think there are some articles demonstrating it is an ineffective means of detecting pathology, having trouble finding them at the moment however.
 

medichopeful

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This scenario just popped into my head the other day, not sure if this place has adressed it though. Anyways, here it goes: You got a 20 y/o male right midshaft femur fx. and his junk is hangin on that same side as his fx. Simple scenario, wanted to know how you guys would handle it :cool:

Ask him why he's carrying around trash in his groin.

In all seriousness if you're going to ask a question about medicine, be prepared to use the proper terminology, not slang.
 

NomadicMedic

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Ask him why he's carrying around trash in his groin.

In all seriousness if you're going to ask a question about medicine, be prepared to use the proper terminology, not slang.


Oh please...
If we were putting a sager on someone,
I don't think I'd say, "pardon me, could you by chance displace this gentleman's testicles to one side before placing the splint... I'd tell the EMT to "move that guys junk first!"
 
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