A man called us because he had a sweet potato lodged in his rectum. He stated he was cooking naked, slipped on some olive oil and fell onto the potato.
Before calling 911 he tried to "cut' the potatoe out by inserting a large chef's knife into the orafice, maybe trying to pierce the thing, maybe trying to make some fries, we will never know. He cut his anus to shreds.
Before calling 911 he tried to "cut' the potatoe out by inserting a large chef's knife into the orafice, maybe trying to pierce the thing, maybe trying to make some fries, we will never know. He cut his anus to shreds.