Subjects They Never Taught You In EMT-B School

[dmc2007]

Like ^.
Dialysis 206

Featuring such topics as:
*Treatment chair operation
*Patient weighing and on-glove subtraction
*Dodging Paratransit vehicles and finding alternative routes to entrances blocked by said vehicles
*Corporate policies of DaVita and Fresenius

To be taken with Phys Ed 308: Weight Lifting for Sheet Drags and Extremity Lifts.

 

[jjesusfreak01]

*Corporate policies of DaVita and Fresenius

Ahh, so these are national chains...

 

[dmc2007]

Ahh, so these are national chains...

Yep. There's also DCI, but Fresenius and DaVita are by far the dominant players in the market.

 

[JPINFV]

Yep. There's also DCI,

Drum Corps International runs dialysis clinics?

 

[Bullets]

i was going to say medicine, but you said this was a joking thread

Backtalking Dispatchers
That smell you cant stop smelling
lockpicking, gaining entry, slim jims ect

 

[medichopeful]

i was going to say medicine, but you said this was a joking thread

lol so was I! :rofl:

 

[AJ Hidell]

Im sure you could use it, but i wouldnt want to put my naked butt near it, its probably crawling with mrsa, kpc, vre etc.

This thread is useless without pitchers.

 

[Epi-do]

This thread is useless without pitchers.

Just for you, AJ...

 

[JPINFV]

Im sure you could use it, but i wouldnt want to put my naked butt near it, its probably crawling with mrsa, kpc, vre etc.

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Use the hover method...

 

[AJ Hidell]

Just for you, AJ...

Excellent examples! Even though Cliff Lee is a Judas.

 

[Hunter]

Whoever saw white shirts and went "that'd be a GREAT color for EMS!!" was obviously in management.

And then all the other people who followed that person...

 

[johnrsemt]

How to use rubber bands around your pant legs at the boots to keep things out of the inside of your pants legs.

Also how to use the same rubber bands on the sprayer handle at the kitchen sink

 

[ITBITB13]

Drum Corps International runs dialysis clinics?

Hahahaha. Fellow DrumCorps fan? About time I find one in this field..

 

[katgrl2003]

Whoever saw white shirts and went "that'd be a GREAT color for EMS!!" was obviously in management.

And similar to that, whoever saw the white button downs and thought they would be great. Or the black polos in the middle of summer.... :wacko:

 

[Epi-do]

Excellent examples! Even though Cliff Lee is a Judas.

I can't stand baseball, so I don't have a clue who the guy in the pic is. Just couldn't resist posting...

 

[EMT11KDL]

Everyone forgot Relationships with ER Staff 304

 

[usalsfyre]

Everyone forgot Relationships with ER Staff 304

Usually its more like "Relations with ER staff" .

 

[Sasha]

Usually its more like "Relations with ER staff" .

Or fueds

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[EMT11KDL]

this was the 304 level course, Relations is the pre req haha

 

[Bullets]

Or fueds

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or fist fights