Someone Stole my White Cloud!!

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Okay guys. I need an APB....and Amber Alert....a freaking search party organized.

My White Cloud has gone missing. It started about 2 weeks ago. The day a patient broke my partners finger.

The poor citizens of my district are DIEING (literally) for someone to return my white cloud. I have warm brownies with fudge icing for the first person to bring it back.

I am preparing to start a string of 48 hour shifts. At my current rate of 1 DOA per shift, the population in my district will drop drastically.

So oranize the troops....whoever took it, nows your chance to give it back. No questions asked. And brownies await.
 
I think I may have it-In the last two shifts I worked I've ran three calls-that's three calls in 36 hours. And they've been BS. A psych pt, cooperative the whole time.......and one of those "I better go to the hospital cuz my neck hurts a 1 out of 10" on a rearend MVC with little to no damage to the vehicles. The other one I didn't get to tech cuz the lady was complaining of nausea and vomitingx3 days-"FLU"-so my partner started an IV.
 
I found White Cloud

Don't worry, I looked everywhere and found White Cloud HERE!
 
Don't feel too bad. A colleague of mine has run just four calls in the last three weeks. Two of them were code blues (cardiac arrests), and one was a code grey (dead on scene). Needless to say, he's just a little bit bummed out.
 
I think I may have found that cloud. In the last 3 shifts (72 hrs) I think we have only done 5-6 runs. Almost all of them have been things like "my stomach has been hurting for the last 10 minutes" or "I think I am having a panic attack, am bi-polar, and haven't taken any of my meds for the last 4 months." You can have that cloud back whenever you want it. Just say the word!
 
I don't know about you guys but once and a while I like it to be a little slow!
p.s. I think the buffalo is cute!!:) :):P :)
 
Airwaygoddess said:
I don't know about you guys but once and a while I like it to be a little slow!
p.s. I think the buffalo is cute!!:) :):P :)
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And they taste good, too!!! :P
 
I haven't had it in a while. Hopefully it tastes better than rabbit stew. ;-)
 
I promise that I dont have your white cloud. In the past 3 shifts I have had 3 Priority 1's, and abour 7 or 8 other various seriously ill persons...so no white clouds here, and certainly not gonna have any today, but I may see a funnel cloud before all is said and done.
 
I don't have it either... I ended my Saturday Night shift with a code, again... and they died, too... after ROSC in the field. I think I'm 0 for 15 at this point.
 
Okay, another shift down....

another code....

another one dead.

and as if that doesn't suck bad enough, this one had either a bleed or bowel obstruction or something...there was feces mixed with blood shooting out of his mouth. Every compression I did, had this feces/blood come out. We couldn't suction fast enough.

There was crap on the ceiling of my ambulance after we where done.
 
Gee... This is just GREAT imagiry as I get ready for lunch ;)
 
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