Michael Jackson

[46Young]

When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children on earth to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

 

[PapaBear434]

When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children on earth to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Ooooh... Too soon.

Kidding, I laughed. But keep in mind, I am a horrible, horrible person. So take that for what you will.

 

[ClarkKent]

That is so wrong, but to damn funny at the same time

 

[46Young]

http://forums.firehouse.com/showthread.php?p=1074170&posted=1#post1074170 Draw your attention to posts # 9,11,13,16.

 

[DrankTheKoolaid]

re

Priceless!

 

[ClarkKent]

Because he was Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change

(I liked the mans music, but this is a small joke.)

 

[medichopeful]

Because he was Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change

(I liked the mans music, but this is a small joke.)

I was gonna tell that one, but I didn't want to offend anybody :blush:

 

[ClarkKent]

I was gonna tell that one, but I didn't want to offend anybody :blush:

To be an EMT, you need a since of humor. It is only posted as a joke to make people laugh and to forget about their last call for just a moment

 

[Yugosaki]

and to forget about their last call for just a moment

Great, you just reminded everyone.

 

[PapaBear434]

Great, you just reminded everyone.

Well, I wasn't reminded until YOU said that I would be reminded. So thanks a lot.

/my head is starting to hurt

 

[ClarkKent]

Great, you just reminded everyone.

I just don't want anyone flipping out. Some people that I have told that to said that it hella wrong but it just a damn just.

 

[Sasha]

This thread is tasteless. Show a little respect for the dead.

 

[guardian528]

ah come on, you knew what you were in for the second you saw the thread title in the humor section. don't read it if you know you won't like it.

that joke was hilarious

 

[Yugosaki]

Personally, i see nothing wrong with a little humour. I hope people can joke when I die. I don't see much point in being depressed or sombre about it. Dead is dead, you can't change that.

(queue joke involving medics changing death with lightning boxes)

 

[minneola24]

Damn, is that much plastic surgery even healthy?

 

[Yugosaki]

Damn, is that much plastic surgery even healthy?

My theory is he was abducted by aliens years ago and the clone they left was imperfect.

 

[EMT11KDL]

I got that in a text today. LMAO

 

[JPINFV]

Damn, is that much plastic surgery even healthy?

Part of it is due to vitiligo.

 

[PapaBear434]

This thread is tasteless. Show a little respect for the dead.

In the last ten, fifteen, or twenty years, has any conversation involving Michael Jackson been tasteful? No, not really. Why should that change now that he's dead?

 

[Sasha]

In the last ten, fifteen, or twenty years, has any conversation involving Michael Jackson been tasteful? No, not really. Why should that change now that he's dead?

Because it's generally considered crass and classless to speak ill of the dead??