Our response time is the time from dispatch to the time the unit arrives on-scene
Yet again I shall poke my head out of my sheltered bubble. I find it interesting that there are places that require a certain amount of response time (as in time from dispatch to time at scene)....down here we're required a 3 minute enroute time for EMS and a 5 minute enroute time for fire. If by that point you haven't gathered enought people to fill out your crew, whether it be fire or EMS, they go next due. If you get enough personnel after that that's all fine and dandy but you missed the initial shot.
Side note: We're all volunteer.
Our EMS calls are usually alerted tone-wise 3 times, voice-wise 5 or 6.
12:00:00 - *tone* Medical box 136, Company 1 Level. Respond an ALS unit for chest pains. 123 Street Way. Cross street XY Street and Z Way. 10-99 driver, aide/IV tech, and paramedic. 1200.
12:00:30 - Medical box 136, Company 1. 10-99 Driver, Aide/IV tech, and Paramedic. 1200.
12:01:00 - *tone* Medical box 136, Company 1. 10-99 Driver, Aide/IV tech, and Paramedic. 1201.
12:01:30 - Medical box 136, Company 1. 10-99 Driver, Aide/IV tech, and Paramedic. 1201.
12:02:00 - *tone* Medical box 136, Company 1. 10-99 Driver, Aide/IV tech, and Paramedic. 1201. Company 1, code 3.
If at any point in time a particular portion of the crew calls in (ie at 1200 a driver calls in), they'll only 10-99 everyone else until an aide calls in. If an aide does call in, they'll continue trying to get the rest of the crew, however won't go next due unless requested. At code 3, if no one has called in, then they go next due assuming no one was available.
And as far as impatient dispatchers go, if there is a dispatcher that is being particularyly impatient/annoying, there are a few things *SOME* of us do to get the message to them. The first is to talk like them. If there's an attitute in their voice, we give it right back. Second we talk oddly. Not enough to where it sounds unprofessional or rude, but just draw out a word or two here and there, and possibly give a slight accent. Just enough of a change to get their attention. The final thing is click at them. Usually we do that when they say something stupid, though. If they come across the air and have done something we want them to know about, we'll key up the radio without saying anything. It's just a quick push the button and release type of thing, but everyone hears the sound of a radio keying up and they know what it means.
If the dispatcher has done somethign really out of line (ie only gave you 3 minutes for a 5 minute enroute time, it needs to be noted. Especially when it comes to companies where you don' thave to stay in station while on duty (mainly this means volunteer, but there are a few paid like this). You need all the time you can get to arrive to the station.
