Funniest thing to ever happen to you?

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We were recently covering another station in our health region. Got toned out for a "sick person", 26D3. The Delta designation is due to our patient having "abnormal breathing". We get sent to a very tiny town in rural Alberta that is an hour away, going hot. We get on scene and find out they are closer by 1/2 the distance from another town also within our health region. Turns out our short (but wide) female pt is suffering from a wicked case of Gout. That's right, we went lights and sirens for an hour for Gout. Best part was, we were told it was a beige house by the railroad tracks. But, the train doesn't go through there anymore so they took the tracks out.

BTW, our initial BP on scene was 198/102