for sale: paramedic card

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somePerson

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All you have to do is change your name to mine and have a matching birthday, and you can buy this piece of crap for $5 and apply for jobs that dont exsist right now.
 

Meursault

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Cute. I can only hope this thread will shortly cease to "exsist".
 

JPINFV

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Oh, this should be fun...
 

46Young

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I heard that you can get a medic card out of a cracker jack box. Maybe it costs 2 bucks. I don't know, as I haven't seen one in years. You're charging more than double the retail value for your card. Just sayin'.

Maybe you can sell it on one of those penny auction sites.
 

lightsandsirens5

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What the heck is the point of this thread?

I think very soon I shall be saying:

LISTEN TO THE MONKEY!!!
 

DrParasite

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I'll buy it!!!! give me your name and DOB so I can change mine legally, and I will gladly take it off your hands. Contrary to your statement, lots of places are hiring medics, or fire/medics. heck a paramedic card is almost a golden ticket to getting a paid FF job in many places.

I will repeat my earlier statement, lots of places are hiring; they just aren't hiring where you are looking, or around where you currently live :rolleyes:
 

MrBrown

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I hear you can get certified in the US just opening up a box of Weet Bix (and I don't disbelieve it)

Hmm, a 1.2kg value box of Weet Bix currently costs NZ$5 which is about US$3.60

Oh and if it helps, the Auckland Metropolex is currently hiring Qualified Ambulance Officers :D
 

Chimpie

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This thread is funny, but inappropriate.

Closed.
 
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