for sale: paramedic card

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All you have to do is change your name to mine and have a matching birthday, and you can buy this piece of crap for $5 and apply for jobs that dont exsist right now.
 
Cute. I can only hope this thread will shortly cease to "exsist".
 
Oh, this should be fun...
 
I heard that you can get a medic card out of a cracker jack box. Maybe it costs 2 bucks. I don't know, as I haven't seen one in years. You're charging more than double the retail value for your card. Just sayin'.

Maybe you can sell it on one of those penny auction sites.
 
What the heck is the point of this thread?

I think very soon I shall be saying:

LISTEN TO THE MONKEY!!!
 
I'll buy it!!!! give me your name and DOB so I can change mine legally, and I will gladly take it off your hands. Contrary to your statement, lots of places are hiring medics, or fire/medics. heck a paramedic card is almost a golden ticket to getting a paid FF job in many places.

I will repeat my earlier statement, lots of places are hiring; they just aren't hiring where you are looking, or around where you currently live :rolleyes:
 
I hear you can get certified in the US just opening up a box of Weet Bix (and I don't disbelieve it)

Hmm, a 1.2kg value box of Weet Bix currently costs NZ$5 which is about US$3.60

Oh and if it helps, the Auckland Metropolex is currently hiring Qualified Ambulance Officers :D
 
This thread is funny, but inappropriate.

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