Flight Nurse and the Medic

[MedicPrincess]

A flight nurse and a paramedic are having a discussion one day. The flight nurse says, " Ya know I think sex is 90% mental and 10 % physical work. The paramedic says " I think you are wrong , sex is 90 % physical work and 10 % mental. The EMT walks up and says, " what's up".

They say hey EMT, glad you are here you can solve a debate, The medic says I think sex is 10% mental and 90% work. The nurse says I think it's 90% mental and 10% work.

The EMT says " your'e both wrong". They reply" Both wrong?". The EMT says "yeah, because if there was ANY work involved, you guys would make me do it!"

OH GOD!! Help Me!! Im Dieing!! My Side.....it Hurts!!!!

 

[ffemt8978]

Now that's funny...I don't care who you are.

 

[c-spine]

lmao!! I like that one!

 

[EMTBandit]

Hahaha that's awesome!

 

[gradygirl]

Sex? What? Yes?

Hahaha, that was great. I put it on my Myspace page, hope you don't mind!

 

[EMTLVFC4]

That's great!!! Absolutely great! And it couldn't be more true. Leads one to wonder however...

 

[Airwaygoddess]

That's pretty darn good!

 

[firescapes]

humor

Gotta say I likethat one....humor is great one of the best tools we have at our disposal...keep it up gals and guys....

 

[Epi-do]

How did I miss this before? This is great!

 

[FFEMT1764]

That's pretty funny...and true in most places as far as making the EMT do the work.

 

[Medic4U]

Now that was funny...true and funny!!!

 

[Ignacio_emt_vn]

LOL funny and factual! hahah

 

[FF/EMT Sam]

Actually, they'd make the EMT do all of the work, and then tell him that he did it wrong.

 

[FireStrut]

Now thats funny

 

[Airwaygoddess]

I think I hear my medic calling me!!

 

[FF/EMT Sam]

I think I hear my medic calling me!!

Have fun!

 

[Airwaygoddess]

But Mom, I don't want be the stretcher fetcher for the 200th time in a row!
WHAAAAAAA!!!!

 

[scorpiolcp]

But Mom, I don't want be the stretcher fetcher for the 200th time in a row!
WHAAAAAAA!!!!

As my instructor told me.... when asked to do something, the answer will always be, "Yes, I will be glad to do that..."