EMS hits FML.com

[fma08]

http://www.fmylife.com/work/2271670

 

[MMiz]

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went ...

I laughed.

 

[Sasha]

I laughed.

Woulda sucked if he got shocked too.

 

[HotelCo]

I've never heard of a person feeling more than a little tingle or static like shock from a defib.

Funny story.

 

[Silver_Star]

ems has hit fml once before.
http://www.fmylife.com/work/587218

 

[mikie]

Oh ya, see that one.

ems has hit fml once before.
http://www.fmylife.com/work/587218

^ That story:

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML

 

[karaya]

Literary evidence that EMS is rife with morons.

 

[firecoins]

I've never heard of a person feeling more than a little tingle or static like shock from a defib.

Funny story.

thats hopfully because they are unconscious when being shocked. :excl: