Don't laugh at me.

bigbaldguy

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And when I don't have a great ten-dollar word for what I see, I just describe it in dumb people language, with which I am fluent.

Patient has eyes like Tom after Jerry drops anvil on his head.
 

Hunter

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Lol I just had a patient like this and I had to come here to look for the terminology
 

firetender

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What's the goal?

You want the Doc to look further, right?

So, how about, "Patient's left eye circumnavigated its eye socket in a clockwise direction. Patient's right eye circumnavigated its eye socket in a counter-clockwise direction."

Big words, paints a picture and gets the job done!
 

Akulahawk

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You want the Doc to look further, right?

So, how about, "Patient's left eye circumnavigated its eye socket in a clockwise direction. Patient's right eye circumnavigated its eye socket in a counter-clockwise direction."

Big words, paints a picture and gets the job done!
In other words: "Tom & Jerry Anvilcraniocular Effect"^_^

Or "Coyote Craniotoanything Effect"... Meep Meep!
 
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