Don't be alarmed if you see this on one of your calls

God I love the Onion videos. Little creepy how they can tell the future sometimes, though.

I do envision a day when a restaurant will drop a tube down your throat and just pump a gooey mush down directly into your gullet.
 
Oh god could you imagine if this was real, just what we need
 
OH MY GOD, what has this world come to
 
WOW... Well at least now I know how some of those seven hundred pounders that I've been seeing lately came to be....:ph34r:
 
Dont forget to read the news ticker at the bottom.
 
There's only one thing to say to this...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
 
gives a new meaning to the term "strap-on".
 
This innovation may be useful to ambulance crews in high call volume areas...
 
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