Best from Run Reports

[Simusid]

I was reviewing run reports yesterday and I saw one from an MVA for a 2 year old patient. Besides a few standard boilerplate items and pertinent negatives I spotted "patient denies all booboos"

That got me through reading the rest of them with a smile!

 

[ZVNEMT]

Pt was found in backyard looking for lost treasure. (psych pt)

 

[CowboyMedic]

Possible Non-English Speaking Pt was uncooperative until told to "stop pulling on his folley or his pecker was going to fall off". Pt now fully cooperative and possible English speaking.