40 things I would like to say out loud at work …

[MIkePrekopa]

If you want to smoke before getting in the ambulance, you aren't having difficulty breathing.

This actually happened.

We get these at least every other day. often times 2 a day. A Dr in our coverage area uses 911 as a taxi service.

I feel bad for the people who get an ALS bill on a BS call.

 

[Leonidas1]

And for that wanna be combative bad a_ _ psych patient.... " sit yo five dolla a_ _ down before I make change!"

 

[KY_EMT]

And for that wanna be combative bad a_ _ psych patient.... " sit yo five dolla a_ _ down before I make change!"

LOL Oh yeah!

 

[Too Old To Work]

How about 40 things I DID say at work?

One of which was asking a particularly dense resident if his medical school entrance exam was on the back of a match book cover.