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  1. EMERG2011

    Dude, you still there?

    Dude, you still there?
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    I was bored... so I sutured a cardboard box

    Not bad!! Try it on an orange, its more realistic in simulating human tissue.
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    Show Codes.

    Lets think about this - you're a layperson who has just found their loved one down on the ground, possibly cold to the touch. Do you really want someone to roll in and say "nope, they're already dead," or would you rather they at least pretend to try. The utter apathy demonstrated by some of the...
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    Show Codes.

    I recognize the fact that even when all medical interventions are utilized, there is less than a one in 10 chance of survival, and even less so when the patient has been down for an excessive period of time before EMS arrives - however I strongly believe that it is our duty to give every patient...
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    Octo-mom Birth video

    I beg to differ. Maybe not a clowncar - but definitely a large SUV. Would have been funny if the Dr. had pulled a Leonard McCoy "I'm a Doctor, not Sammy Sosa..."
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    The Hormone Game

    Cotisol is released by the adrenal gland in response to stress and anxiety. Commonly referred to as the "stress hormone" cotisol causes an increase in blood pressure as well as blood sugar in addition to a host of other systemic effects. Extended release of cortisol (as in Cushing's Syndrome)...
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    FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

    Despondex, from the same people who brought you fukidol. Despondex and Fukidol, for when you just need to lie there in a puddle of your own excrement. Available at CVS/Pharmacy
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    Do you have a nickname?

    Bones, after all the bones I've broken, and my particular penchant for trauma. Also known as black cloud... but thats another story.
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    Inauguration Charlie-Foxtrot

    Hey all. Anyone on the board involved in the medical coverage for the inauguration that wants to share their horror stories? I'll go first Arrived at staging area at 0400 to find the chain of command in complete disarray. Waited over 3 hours to get assignments to stations, and came to find...
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    Just for fun

    What the deuce? Damn it all, we've been Rickrolled!
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    Just for fun

    You Know My Name - Chris Cornell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfc9GLxlhEw
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    Bludgeoning and sniping.

    Well bossy - I find some cows quite soft and cuddly. Otherwise I find them on my plate with a heapin helpin of Heinz 57.... In all seriousness, we do pretty well on this board. We've had good cogent conversations about things that would get even the most pious of nuns all riled up in her...
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    Euthanasia

    I'm going to abandon my usual diplomatic tone for the next few minutes, so yall get ready for it. What a load of crock! There are decades of valid neuroscientific research and study that show that psychological diseases have chemical and structural bases. The most prominent example of which is...
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    Euthanasia

    "SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!!! A newt? I got better...."
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    Bahamas Privacy Laws?

    According to the treasure-trove of trash that is the Internet, one of the paramedics treating Jett Travolta in the Bahamas took photos of the child while he was Status Epilepticus in the ambulance. This paramedic is now trying to blackmail the Travolta family for upwards of $1,000,000 or else...
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    "Moral refusal" to provide care provisions

    If we're going down this old beaten path again, could we just lock the thread and get it over with?
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    "Moral refusal" to provide care provisions

    I respectfully yet strongly disagree. If we are to go down the road of religion, I'd like to turn your attention to the book of Mark, Chapter 12 - verse 17: "Give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, but give unto God, that which is God's." According to the Harris Research Institute (85%...
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    "Moral refusal" to provide care provisions

    "In regards to adoption there are many such institutions that provide adoptions, in fact Christian organizations are one of the largest such providers" You mean the same organizations that say that a child remaining in foster care is better off than being adopted by a gay couple? The...
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    "Moral refusal" to provide care provisions

    I knew Jesus would be dragged into this all sooner or later. The thing we have to all remember is that The United States of America is a secular nation. Yes her laws and rights were founded on judeo-christian ideologies, but quite frankly, over the past 8 years we've all grown quite tired of...
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    "Moral refusal" to provide care provisions

    Absolutely rediculous. The provider in question was not performing the abortion herself, all she was doing was transporting a patient. I agree with the above poster - once the white coat/star of life goes on, your duty is clear. Provide the patient with the care that they need and dont you DARE...
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