Recent content by DerekC

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    What is your most ridiculous call?

    Picked up an ETOH 42 YOF at the gas station tonight. As I am standing near her putting her on the monitor, she reaches up caresses my cheek, and says "can I kiss your butthole?" The only thing i could manage to say was "uh, I gotta jump up front and drive us to the hospital".
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    Jacket for a Gorilla

    We have the 5.11 high vis parka and they seem to be pretty roomy.
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    New Ferno IN/X Cot

    In the 911 setting, you still have to pick up the cot to load it in the truck, even if it is a power cot (we don't have power load), you still have to go up and down stairs (yes this is only good for 2-3 stairs), and you have to do it faster (sometimes, if actually a critical PT). Coming from...
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    New Ferno IN/X Cot

    All I can say is, WOW! http://youtu.be/kK_AiBeKhus
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    What does your agency ride in...

    We run all TraumaHawk F-450s, and have 2 Polaris ASAP's...
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    Dream Ambulance

    All I want is something that doesn't ride like a lumber wagon, doesn't rattle and squeak, something thats more than a single cab so you can recline the seats, a box that i can stand up in, EFFING CUPHOLDERS,
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    Chevy Ambulances

    are they a 3500 or 4500?
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    The Arrogance of High Expectations

    RocketMedic: If it makes you feel any better. There are 28 new people in Academy right now. 21 Medics, 6 EMT, and 1 A-EMT.
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    The Arrogance of High Expectations

    I wouldn't have expected any less.
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    The Arrogance of High Expectations

    Rough day?
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    Where will EMS be in 20 years? 100 years?

    Touché
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    Where will EMS be in 20 years? 100 years?

    That would be nice.... But not happening anytime soon.
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    Where will EMS be in 20 years? 100 years?

    Laptop? Laptops are old news. iPads/tablets are where it's at.... But a tablet can't replace a whole LP15.
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    Post the # your test stopped at, and if you Passed/Failed

    Thank GOD I didn't get your test. OB/GYN stuff is the hardest to me, and I always fail that section on practice tests. I only had 3-4.
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