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ABC's of being an EMT!
ABC - Ambulate Before Carry
ABC - Airway Billing Collections
AMF-YOYO - Adios Mother F-----, You're On Your Own
A.F.U. - All F*@#%! Up
AHF - Acute Hissy Fit
AQR - Ain't Quite Right
ART - Assuming Room Temperature
BMW - :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: Moan & Whine
BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
CATS - Cut All to Sh*t
CC - Cancel Christmas
CCFCCP - Coo Coo For Cocoa Puffs
CTD - Circling the Drain
DFO - Done Fell Out
DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give a F#%$ ?
DND - Damn Near Dead
DOB - Dead on Bed
DRT - Dead Right There
DPS - Dumb Parent Syndrome
NPS - New Parent Syndrome
DWPA - Dying With Paramedic Assistance
EMT - Empty Minded Troll
EMT - Every Menial Task
EMT - Eggcrate Mattress Technician
EMT - Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies
EMT - Emergency Medical Taxi
EMT - Extra Man on Truck
EMS - Extra Marital Sex
EMS - Earn Money Sleeping
FDSTW - Found Dead Stayed That Way
FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom
FTD - Fixin To Die
FUBAR - :censored::censored::censored::censored:ed Up Beyond All Recognition
GOMER - Get out of my E.R.
GMC - Groan Moan & Complain.
GRAHOB - Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed
HIBGIA - Had It Before, Got It Again
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
LOLNAD - Little Old Lady No Acute Distress
LOLFDGB - Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom
LDF - Lying Down Fit
MARWB - Met At Road With Bag
MUH - Messed Up Heart
NLPR - No Longer Playing Records
PUHA - Pick Up and Haul ***
PBAB - Pine Box At Bedside
PBS - Pretty Bad Shape
PCL - Pre Code Looking
PEFYC - Pre Extricated For Your Convenience
(through the windshield)
PSO - Passed Smooth Out
PPA - Practicing Proffessional Alcoholic
TBC - Total Body Crunch
TFTS - Too Fat To Survive
TLC - Tube, Lavage & Charcoal
TMB - Too Many Birthdays
SIO - Sleeping It Off
TSL - To Stupid to Live
WADAO - Weak And Dizzy All Over
WUD - Woke Up Dead
NOTE:
Upon arriving on scene DO NOT use "Holy _hit" to describe
a patient's condition.
ABC - Ambulate Before Carry
ABC - Airway Billing Collections
AMF-YOYO - Adios Mother F-----, You're On Your Own
A.F.U. - All F*@#%! Up
AHF - Acute Hissy Fit
AQR - Ain't Quite Right
ART - Assuming Room Temperature
BMW - :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: Moan & Whine
BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
CATS - Cut All to Sh*t
CC - Cancel Christmas
CCFCCP - Coo Coo For Cocoa Puffs
CTD - Circling the Drain
DFO - Done Fell Out
DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give a F#%$ ?
DND - Damn Near Dead
DOB - Dead on Bed
DRT - Dead Right There
DPS - Dumb Parent Syndrome
NPS - New Parent Syndrome
DWPA - Dying With Paramedic Assistance
EMT - Empty Minded Troll
EMT - Every Menial Task
EMT - Eggcrate Mattress Technician
EMT - Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies
EMT - Emergency Medical Taxi
EMT - Extra Man on Truck
EMS - Extra Marital Sex
EMS - Earn Money Sleeping
FDSTW - Found Dead Stayed That Way
FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom
FTD - Fixin To Die
FUBAR - :censored::censored::censored::censored:ed Up Beyond All Recognition
GOMER - Get out of my E.R.
GMC - Groan Moan & Complain.
GRAHOB - Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed
HIBGIA - Had It Before, Got It Again
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
LOLNAD - Little Old Lady No Acute Distress
LOLFDGB - Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom
LDF - Lying Down Fit
MARWB - Met At Road With Bag
MUH - Messed Up Heart
NLPR - No Longer Playing Records
PUHA - Pick Up and Haul ***
PBAB - Pine Box At Bedside
PBS - Pretty Bad Shape
PCL - Pre Code Looking
PEFYC - Pre Extricated For Your Convenience
(through the windshield)
PSO - Passed Smooth Out
PPA - Practicing Proffessional Alcoholic
TBC - Total Body Crunch
TFTS - Too Fat To Survive
TLC - Tube, Lavage & Charcoal
TMB - Too Many Birthdays
SIO - Sleeping It Off
TSL - To Stupid to Live
WADAO - Weak And Dizzy All Over
WUD - Woke Up Dead
NOTE:
Upon arriving on scene DO NOT use "Holy _hit" to describe
a patient's condition.