ABC's of being an EMT!

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ABC's of being an EMT!

ABC - Ambulate Before Carry

ABC - Airway Billing Collections

AMF-YOYO - Adios Mother F-----, You're On Your Own

A.F.U. - All F*@#%! Up

AHF - Acute Hissy Fit

AQR - Ain't Quite Right

ART - Assuming Room Temperature

BMW - :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: Moan & Whine

BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again

CATS - Cut All to Sh*t

CC - Cancel Christmas

CCFCCP - Coo Coo For Cocoa Puffs

CTD - Circling the Drain

DFO - Done Fell Out

DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give a F#%$ ?

DND - Damn Near Dead

DOB - Dead on Bed

DRT - Dead Right There

DPS - Dumb Parent Syndrome

NPS - New Parent Syndrome

DWPA - Dying With Paramedic Assistance

EMT - Empty Minded Troll

EMT - Every Menial Task

EMT - Eggcrate Mattress Technician

EMT - Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies

EMT - Emergency Medical Taxi

EMT - Extra Man on Truck

EMS - Extra Marital Sex

EMS - Earn Money Sleeping

FDSTW - Found Dead Stayed That Way

FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom

FTD - Fixin To Die

FUBAR - :censored::censored::censored::censored:ed Up Beyond All Recognition

GOMER - Get out of my E.R.

GMC - Groan Moan & Complain.

GRAHOB - Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed

HIBGIA - Had It Before, Got It Again

KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid

LOLNAD - Little Old Lady No Acute Distress

LOLFDGB - Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom

LDF - Lying Down Fit

MARWB - Met At Road With Bag

MUH - Messed Up Heart

NLPR - No Longer Playing Records

PUHA - Pick Up and Haul ***

PBAB - Pine Box At Bedside

PBS - Pretty Bad Shape

PCL - Pre Code Looking

PEFYC - Pre Extricated For Your Convenience
(through the windshield)

PSO - Passed Smooth Out

PPA - Practicing Proffessional Alcoholic

TBC - Total Body Crunch

TFTS - Too Fat To Survive

TLC - Tube, Lavage & Charcoal

TMB - Too Many Birthdays

SIO - Sleeping It Off

TSL - To Stupid to Live

WADAO - Weak And Dizzy All Over

WUD - Woke Up Dead

NOTE:

Upon arriving on scene DO NOT use "Holy _hit" to describe
a patient's condition.
 

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ABC's of being an EMT!

ABC - Ambulate Before Carry

ABC - Airway Billing Collections

AMF-YOYO - Adios Mother F-----, You're On Your Own

A.F.U. - All F*@#%! Up

AHF - Acute Hissy Fit

AQR - Ain't Quite Right

ART - Assuming Room Temperature

BMW - :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored: Moan & Whine

BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again

CATS - Cut All to Sh*t

CC - Cancel Christmas

CCFCCP - Coo Coo For Cocoa Puffs

CTD - Circling the Drain

DFO - Done Fell Out

DILLIGAF - Do I Look Like I Give a F#%$ ?

DND - Damn Near Dead

DOB - Dead on Bed

DRT - Dead Right There

DPS - Dumb Parent Syndrome

NPS - New Parent Syndrome

DWPA - Dying With Paramedic Assistance

EMT - Empty Minded Troll

EMT - Every Menial Task

EMT - Eggcrate Mattress Technician

EMT - Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies

EMT - Emergency Medical Taxi

EMT - Extra Man on Truck

EMS - Extra Marital Sex

EMS - Earn Money Sleeping

FDSTW - Found Dead Stayed That Way

FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom

FTD - Fixin To Die

FUBAR - :censored::censored::censored::censored:ed Up Beyond All Recognition

GOMER - Get out of my E.R.

GMC - Groan Moan & Complain.

GRAHOB - Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed

HIBGIA - Had It Before, Got It Again

KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid

LOLNAD - Little Old Lady No Acute Distress

LOLFDGB - Little Old Lady Fall Down Go Boom

LDF - Lying Down Fit

MARWB - Met At Road With Bag

MUH - Messed Up Heart

NLPR - No Longer Playing Records

PUHA - Pick Up and Haul ***

PBAB - Pine Box At Bedside

PBS - Pretty Bad Shape

PCL - Pre Code Looking

PEFYC - Pre Extricated For Your Convenience
(through the windshield)

PSO - Passed Smooth Out

PPA - Practicing Proffessional Alcoholic

TBC - Total Body Crunch

TFTS - Too Fat To Survive

TLC - Tube, Lavage & Charcoal

TMB - Too Many Birthdays

SIO - Sleeping It Off

TSL - To Stupid to Live

WADAO - Weak And Dizzy All Over

WUD - Woke Up Dead

NOTE:

Upon arriving on scene DO NOT use "Holy _hit" to describe
a patient's condition.


HA HA HA HA HA HA thank you I needed the laugh.
 

Pablo the Pirate

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thats all really good but you forgot
fubar-bundy: F....up beyond all recognition but unfortunately not dead yet.
I heard that a dr. actually used this in his report and got sued. apperantely the pt was riding a motorcycle.
 

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ABC-Ambulance Before Cruiser
ALS-Always Lying Supine
AMR-Ahh...My Ride
 
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Amack

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AHF - Acute Hissy Fit


^^ Lmao
 

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Paramedic = most educated ********* in the room
 

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firecoins

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not even. I know plenty of dumb medics.

I said most educated, not most intelligent. I know dumb doctors and nurses.
 

DisasterMedTech

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Pompous
And
Rarely
(of)
Assistance
(but)
My
Ego
Does
Incredible
Crapola

:beerchug:
 

BBFDMedic28

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I work at AMR S.A. so i have heard alot of them
AMR- Ambulance Might Respond
AMR- Another Medical Retard
AMR- Another Marrage Ruined
AMR- Another Mexican Responding (thats cause there are lots of them in SA)
EMT- Earily Morning Transporter



ABC-Ambulance Before Cruiser
ALS-Always Lying Supine
AMR-Ahh...My Ride
 

PArescueEMT

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AMR??? there are many of them... see the following:

Another Murderer Responding
Award for Murder Recipient
Another Medicare Rejection
Another Mexican Replacement
All My Retards
Ambulance Might Respond
Another Mediocre Response
Another missed rescue
A-Moral Rejects
Ain't My Responsibility
Another Medicare Run
Amercian Money Response
Another Medicare Run
AMR spelled backwards is RMA
Almost Made a Rescue
About Made a Response
Americas Most Reduclous
American Medical Retards
Assaulted My Rectum
*******s, Morons, and Rejects
 

QueenEMT

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Okay.... I hope this doesn't offend anyone.... (please don't yell at me)...

BUT, since I live in the DC area here, we have one of our own sayings here... (both the poilce and fire use this term) and we joke on CAD about it...

DWA - Driving While Asian
 

BossyCow

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Actually, I do find that offensive.:sad:
 

skyemt

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QueenEmt,

why would you post something that you know ahead of time will offend somebody...

everyone can make a mistake, so perhaps you could apologize to anyone you may have offended...
 
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