Vital Signs Jeparody...

[Jon]

So... I'm taking an instructor class, and I need to make up a game (I won't really get graded on the game, just need to turn one in) I have a great idea, and am setting up a "vital signs" Jeparody game (msipelling deliberate). I already have the game, and am looking for some good "oddball" questions...

 

[Jon]

And I need to finish the questions tonight...


HELP!!!


please, please, please give me some "oddball" or interesting questions..

 

[emtff376]

oddball questions like what?

I'll try to help if I can.

 

[MedicPrincess]

Like you want sets of vitals and they should guess whats wrong..


how about..

BP 70/30
P 165
Resp 42
Skin Hot, Flushed


Like that....I guess that guy there would be F***ed.

 

[bravofoxtrot]

For a guy with vital signs like that?!

Only one thing for us to do...I'll go get the body bag...jk jk.

 

[TTLWHKR]

Why give up?

 

[bravofoxtrot]

Okay fine, take the hard way out, lol.

Get a BVM and start bagging with supplemental oxygen. Start an IV, give a fluid bolus. Get a thermometer reading. Pulse ox for the heck of it(flushed skin eh? any CO poisoning?). What's the background and clinical info?

There, happy now?

 

[MedicPrincess]

Hey Guys...

I was MAKING IT UP!

B)

 

[TTLWHKR]

I was just being sarcastic. :unsure:

 

[MedicPrincess]

LOL!! Why are we so misunderstood?!?

 

[coloradoemt]

Like you want sets of vitals and they should guess whats wrong..


how about..

BP 70/30
P 165
Resp 42
Skin Hot, Flushed


Like that....I guess that guy there would be F***ed.

Guess I will just feel lucky my family and I are safe you being on the coast and us in the midwest...

 

[MedicPrincess]

Why would you say that? I MADE IT UP. Jon asked for suggestions. Nobody else tried to give him anything.

 

[TTLWHKR]

....:mellow:....

 

[Phridae]

Why would you say that? I MADE IT UP. Jon asked for suggestions. Nobody else tried to give him anything.

Chill Pill?

 

[TTLWHKR]

Chill Pill?

My was about the poster she was reacting too.

Someone needs their reality pill.

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